I remember when I was a kid, I whipped out my d*ck and Vaseline whenever the hero and heroine started dancing in the rain and the heroine got all wet, showing her underwear through her wet clothes.

Its like saturday afternoon soft porn, every week on TV2.

Yeah babyz.

They dont make em like that anymore, its all safety pants and pretentious classy half white half indian bollywood wh*re now.