8900 -> 9700 -> 9900.

The 9900 practically redefined how a Blackberry should be. Love it.

Every time I pick up my 9900 it makes me want to cry.

What bloody beautiful, well-crafted and sexy-as-Kayla-Varley masterpiece this is.

Not to mention the brilliantly optimised keypads, a touchscreen that is as responsive as Bruce Wayne's trusty ol' butler Alfred, a screen that illuminates my dull life and the fast-as-f*** processor.

Construction-wise, it is the most sturdy, uncompromising and tough Blackberry I've ever come across. It delivers a perfect balance between subtle sexiness (think Katie White / Julia Stone) and hard-as-Vinny Jones durability.

Seriously, iPhone/Android users can have all the fun they want with their apps-laden toy. At the end of the day, all I want is just a phone that allows me to communicate with the world in the most efficient, enjoyable and stimulating way possible.

Blackberry Bold 9900, I think you're a gift from God.