LHC Create Black Hole = Humans Become Noodles 
Apr 3 2011, 01:45 AM, updated 15y ago
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The Large Hadron Collider — located at the European Organization for Nuclear Research in Geneva, Switzerland — created a super-massive black hole. The earth has been sucked into the black hole; the end is not only here, it is now.
"Eventually, however, the person would start to feel the forces," according to Eric Bland in a Sept. 10, 2008 Discovery.com article. "The huge differences in gravity in the black hole would slowly stretch a person out while simultaneously compressing his or her sides. Eventually, a person would stretch out like a strand of spaghetti."
Should we survive, we will end up being immortal as time will essentially stop. I promise, this is not a good thing. We, as spaghetti strand things, are going to have an awful time adjusting to the new us. This occurrence will affect everything; we will live as spaghetti strand things in a world of unending blankness.
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"Eventually, however, the person would start to feel the forces," according to Eric Bland in a Sept. 10, 2008 Discovery.com article. "The huge differences in gravity in the black hole would slowly stretch a person out while simultaneously compressing his or her sides. Eventually, a person would stretch out like a strand of spaghetti."
Should we survive, we will end up being immortal as time will essentially stop. I promise, this is not a good thing. We, as spaghetti strand things, are going to have an awful time adjusting to the new us. This occurrence will affect everything; we will live as spaghetti strand things in a world of unending blankness.
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