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post Mar 6 2011, 02:06 AM, updated 15y ago

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Cus of hantu pokok pisang. hmm.gif

Any meleis friend can explain ?
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post Mar 6 2011, 02:06 AM

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yes, if u neighbour name Halimah u better be careful too
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those believers are bodoh people
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be afraid of your own wrongdoings. other people one's are of no substantial effect
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post Mar 6 2011, 02:09 AM

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pls left ya computer. got ghost inside as well.
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look, ada pokok pisang behind there
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post Mar 6 2011, 02:10 AM

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kak limah tak tengok af kee
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kak limah?? lol
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ur friend beliv in karut marut = syirik
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post Mar 6 2011, 02:16 AM

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well its very dirty if house near banana tree...tie a red line from your toe to the tree and sleep..a pretty girl will appear in your dream try to make out with u ...
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lol. orang yg buat salah sahaja akan takut
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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 02:16 AM)
well its very dirty if house near banana tree...tie a red line from your toe to the tree and sleep..a pretty girl will appear in your dream try to make out with u ...
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No wonder i hear freeky sound from my grandma's garden.. git banana tree lot.
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hantu pisang = org yg suke banana
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post Mar 6 2011, 02:24 AM

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QUOTE(piap piap @ Mar 6 2011, 02:08 AM)
those believers are bodoh people
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post Mar 6 2011, 02:24 AM

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Try tying a red string around your waist to the banana tree and see what happens
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of coz la....at kampung pisang got zombie & hantu kak limah...
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post Mar 6 2011, 02:35 AM

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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 02:16 AM)
well its very dirty if house near banana tree...tie a red line from your toe to the tree and sleep..a pretty girl will appear in your dream try to make out with u ...
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No wonder i hear freeky sound from my grandma's garden.. got banana tree lot.
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tanam pokok getah kat umah skang getah mahal
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your friend does want you to kacau his pisang goreng business...
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post Mar 6 2011, 04:36 AM

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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 02:16 AM)
well its very dirty if house near banana tree...tie a red line from your toe to the tree and sleep..a pretty girl will appear in your dream try to make out with u ...
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Then it will come everyday make out with you then you become thinner and thinner .....lol if wan win biggest loser can use this method
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QUOTE(Sha91 @ Mar 6 2011, 04:33 AM)
hahahahahahahahaha!!! laugh.gif  seriously, im addicted to that song now.
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wakakaka ... scary tought ...

sometime it just played on your mind out of nowhere ...
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QUOTE(cofin @ Mar 6 2011, 04:36 AM)
Then it will come everyday make out with you then you become thinner and thinner .....lol if wan win biggest loser can use this method
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post Mar 6 2011, 04:56 AM

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tanam saja .... dun go touch the bunga of the pokok pisang only .... kacau daun saja ...... old ppl said to us ....
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itu melayu bodoh. Hanief kata sembahyang puasa x buat(which oso mean not believe in god if believe how can skip prayer?) but hantu percaya
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QUOTE(izzat003 @ Mar 6 2011, 06:35 AM)
itu melayu bodoh. Hanief kata sembahyang puasa x buat(which oso mean not believe in god if believe how can skip prayer?) but hantu percaya
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post Mar 6 2011, 07:38 AM

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my friend told me.

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...take 1 rope.....dont use benang.....tie it at banana tree..hald the rope....than wait and see...the rope up and down.....that mean have something sat on the rope...if that rope snap...you will tanggung that thing(become guardian)

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behind my house got big pokok pisang..my father plant it..no hantu at all..i always go there during night..nothing..just like any other tree..BTW, it produce pisang tanduk..very gooding kalau goreng..dont listen to those ghost story..heck, the one that told u might even havent seen any hantu..they might just listen to the stupid myth only told by their friend/relative..

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QUOTE(megat89 @ Mar 6 2011, 07:44 AM)
behind my house got big pokok pisang..my father plant it..no hantu at all..i always go there during night..nothing..just like any other tree..BTW, it produce pisang tanduk..very gooding kalau goreng..dont listen to those ghost story..heck, the one that told u might even havent seen any hantu..they might just listen to the stupid myth only told by their friend/relative..
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this explains it. ur the hantu.
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QUOTE(blackorange @ Mar 6 2011, 07:47 AM)
this explains it. ur the hantu.
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QUOTE(megat89 @ Mar 6 2011, 07:44 AM)
behind my house got big pokok pisang..my father plant it..no hantu at all..i always go there during night..nothing..just like any other tree..BTW, it produce pisang tanduk..very gooding kalau goreng..dont listen to those ghost story..heck, the one that told u might even havent seen any hantu..they might just listen to the stupid myth only told by their friend/relative..
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my home too... laugh.gif ......
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QUOTE(moochan @ Mar 6 2011, 02:06 AM)
yes, if u neighbour name Halimah u better be careful too
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If can't plant banana trees, then we have no bananas to eat!
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post Mar 6 2011, 08:27 AM

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they are just referring to a recent movie
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I dont encourage planting banana behind ur house......those creatures will haunt you forever....








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doh.gif 2 year b4 , ayam plant pkok pisang nothing happen dayy.
the pisang ayam buat homemade Pisang goreng biggrin.gif :lol
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ada pokok pisang ada hantu amoi?
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post Mar 6 2011, 10:26 AM

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back in my hometown, some ppl stay on top of banana tree cuz cant afford mango or durian tree.

i didnt hear them complaint bout ghost but they say banana tree can only support a family of 3 at most, you know, low cost house
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Hmm.. Is this risk worth it sad.gif ? If we plant in overseas, there is no more haunt myth righ ? Cuz got 20 hectar of land in phillipines.. Own by my fiancée.. Tot of planting banana.. sad.gif
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Bā Jiāo Guǐ 芭蕉鬼

a female ghost which dwells in a banana tree and appears wailing under the tree at night, sometimes carrying a baby. In some folk tales from Thailand, Singapore and Malaysia, some greedy people ask for lottery numbers from the ghost in hope of winning money. They tie a red string around the tree trunk and stick sharp needles into it and then tie the other end of the string to his/her bed. At night, the ghost appears and begs the person to set her free in return for winning lottery numbers. If the person does not fulfill his/her promise to set the ghost free after winning the lottery, he/she will meet with a horrifying death. This ghost is often likened to the Pontianak from Malay folklore.

List of supernatural beings in Chinese folklore
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post Mar 6 2011, 11:40 AM

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QUOTE(bananajoe @ Mar 6 2011, 02:06 AM)
Cus of hantu pokok pisang. hmm.gif

Any meleis friend can explain ?
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you dont need to be a malay to know that. no one is so follish to grow banana in own yard, it attract many being of other side due to its strong attraction power.
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QUOTE(TommyTan @ Mar 6 2011, 11:40 AM)
you dont need to be a malay to know that. no one is so follish to grow banana in own yard, it attract many being of other side due to its strong attraction power.
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wait till the penunggu strangle you to death in your sleep!
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QUOTE(TommyTan @ Mar 6 2011, 11:48 AM)
wait till the penunggu strangle you to death in your sleep!
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no such thing. you so old you still believe these bullshit ?
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you know, at night time in kampung time, its really eerie. many story happens.
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i have so many hantu especially like kak limah ones at my pokok pisang behind my house... tongue.gif


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my house got pokok pisang like 3-4 , i live there almost 20 year , nothing happen , kena kacau malam2 is normal la , even no pokok pisang also kena
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QUOTE(TommyTan @ Mar 6 2011, 11:50 AM)
you know, at night time in kampung time, its really eerie. many story happens.
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It does have some truth about the spirits, cuz my mother once brought back a ghost after passing by a deserted area with some banana trees.

Other than that, banana tree is the punching bag for muay thai fighters! Plant some and hit them everyday. biggrin.gif

Edit: But I'm curious why only in southeast asia have this kind of stuff, there are foreign countries who plant bananas too, yet they don't have this kind of banana spirit. I wonder why.

Nice explanation here, from Guai Tam, for chinese only. Not all trees can become haunted, it's pretty rare.


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coz jew friend still live on tree just like jew
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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 02:16 AM)
well its very dirty if house near banana tree...tie a red line from your toe to the tree and sleep..a pretty girl will appear in your dream try to make out with u ...
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Lol, tried this before. Habuk pun tarak. I slept like a log from 10pm until wake up a 11am sun shine butt butt also got no ghost to enjoice. Ptuih!
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QUOTE(LKH9 @ Mar 6 2011, 12:57 PM)
It does have some truth about the spirits, cuz my mother once brought back a ghost after passing by a deserted area with some banana trees.

Other than that, banana tree is the punching bag for muay thai fighters! Plant some and hit them everyday. biggrin.gif

Edit: But I'm curious why only in southeast asia have this kind of stuff, there are foreign countries who plant bananas too, yet they don't have this kind of banana spirit. I wonder why.

Nice explanation here, from Guai Tam, for chinese only. Not all trees can become haunted, it's pretty rare.

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QUOTE(bananajoe @ Mar 6 2011, 10:33 AM)
Hmm.. Is this risk worth it sad.gif ? If we plant in overseas, there is no more haunt myth righ ? Cuz got 20 hectar of land in phillipines.. Own by my fiancée.. Tot of planting banana.. sad.gif
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with that big land u can open papaya club mang...

QUOTE(suicai99 @ Mar 6 2011, 01:50 PM)
Lol, tried this before. Habuk pun tarak. I slept like a log from 10pm until wake up a 11am sun shine butt butt also got no ghost to enjoice. Ptuih!
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mang u muz be very desperate...
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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 02:34 PM)
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yeah... Many many years back when i was still a lonely student living away from home. Everyday only get madam palm and her 5 daughters also boring ma... Somemore money all spent playing halflife, cs and starcraft, where got money for chicken?

When you're desperate enuf like me, you'd try anything as crazy too. But finally after grad and start work, got gf to hump and got money for hor's. That's the real thing.
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the pokok pisang is not a tall tree, and its easy to reach the fruit.

it is written that djinn and makhluk halus like the sweet fragrance of the fruit, easy to peel and eat

the bud on the bottom of the tree is fertility, so the female ghost will also be attracted to stay there.
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A big, ripe banana heart with blossoming flowers and some midget fruits, according to this Philippine tale, is the apple of numinous creatures’ eyes, and the wonderful charm stone is said to wait a proper, precise time at which it mysteriously drops from the tip of the banana heart. At precisely 12 midnight, the stone charm drops. And when it does, it must be caught by a human mouth before it drops to the ground where it instantly melts. The mystical creatures cannot do anything except grab it from the human who caught it by the mouth. They cannot catch it themselves. So according to this Philippine tale, they will choke him to death.

Any daring human who would bravely stay up till 12 midnight and wait for the stone charm to drop from the banana heart is bound to either end up very powerful against human and spiritual foes, or dead. While waiting he is said to feel eerie sensations and hear the spooky moans of the spirit creatures. Then, when he finally catches the thing in his mouth, this Philippine tale says all the spirit monsters would grab at his neck to choke him into throwing it out. But if he perseveres until about a minute past midnight, the stone charms become his permanent possession.


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QUOTE(Date Masamune @ Mar 6 2011, 12:45 PM)
my house got pokok pisang like 3-4 , i live there almost 20 year , nothing happen , kena kacau malam2 is normal la , even no pokok pisang also kena
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Added on March 6, 2011, 3:34 pmA big, ripe banana heart with blossoming flowers and some midget fruits, according to this Philippine tale, is the apple of numinous creatures’ eyes, and the wonderful charm stone is said to wait a proper, precise time at which it mysteriously drops from the tip of the banana heart. At precisely 12 midnight, the stone charm drops. And when it does, it must be caught by a human mouth before it drops to the ground where it instantly melts. The mystical creatures cannot do anything except grab it from the human who caught it by the mouth. They cannot catch it themselves. So according to this Philippine tale, they will choke him to death.

Any daring human who would bravely stay up till 12 midnight and wait for the stone charm to drop from the banana heart is bound to either end up very powerful against human and spiritual foes, or dead. While waiting he is said to feel eerie sensations and hear the spooky moans of the spirit creatures. Then, when he finally catches the thing in his mouth, this Philippine tale says all the spirit monsters would grab at his neck to choke him into throwing it out. But if he perseveres until about a minute past midnight, the stone charms become his permanent possession.

ayam gonna do it. who wan join me.

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HANTU POKOK BANANAJOE
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QUOTE(suicai99 @ Mar 6 2011, 02:41 PM)
yeah... Many many years back when i was still a lonely student living away from home. Everyday only get madam palm and her 5 daughters also boring ma... Somemore money all spent playing halflife, cs and starcraft, where got money for chicken?

When you're desperate enuf like me, you'd try anything as crazy too. But finally after grad and start work, got gf to hump and got money for hor's. That's the real thing.
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i understand how u felt mang...its good to know nao u dun need bananajoe liao
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tanam pokok betik je...plowok plowok plowok
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banana tree is asian context for succubus
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my parent's house got many pokok pisang and some of them even just outside next to my parent's room. got 4,5 more at the back of our house. nothing happen. we pluck the banana, make pisang goreng and sometimes we give the whole "setandan pisang" to our neighbours. no ghost liao.
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post Mar 6 2011, 05:04 PM

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orang india lilit pokok pisang, daun pisang kat rumah dia rileks saja adoi
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post Mar 6 2011, 05:35 PM

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pisang also scare..
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post Mar 6 2011, 05:48 PM

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QUOTE(bananajoe @ Mar 6 2011, 02:06 AM)
Cus of hantu pokok pisang. hmm.gif

Any meleis friend can explain ?
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merapu.. end of story.

but the truth is last time i tanam pokok pisang mati already got some people,
i think indian steal the pisang leaf.. i regret not report to polis.. my pokok pisang died already! mad.gif
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post Mar 6 2011, 05:51 PM

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i like to kick pokok pisang.feels good man
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post Mar 6 2011, 05:53 PM

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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 02:34 PM)
with that big land u can open papaya club mang...
mang u muz be very desperate...
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the agricultural department said that land can plant banana trees, easy to plant and can earn profit bout 400 thousand pesos (bout 350 thousand ringgit) for one season
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post Mar 6 2011, 05:55 PM

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QUOTE(bananajoe @ Mar 6 2011, 05:53 PM)
the agricultural department said that land can plant banana trees, easy to plant and can earn profit bout 400 thousand pesos (bout 350 thousand ringgit) for one season
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rich fags spotted....gurls who wan to be mistress pm him
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post Mar 6 2011, 06:11 PM

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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 05:55 PM)
rich fags spotted....gurls who wan to be mistress pm him
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not mine la, my fiancee sad.gif. Her dad bought for her.
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post Mar 6 2011, 06:14 PM

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QUOTE(bananajoe @ Mar 6 2011, 06:11 PM)
not mine la, my fiancee sad.gif. Her dad bought for her.
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well in the end its all yours....
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post Mar 6 2011, 06:23 PM

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QUOTE(moochan @ Mar 6 2011, 02:06 AM)
yes, if u neighbour name Halimah u better be careful too
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post Mar 6 2011, 11:23 PM

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QUOTE(yeezai @ Mar 6 2011, 02:16 AM)
well its very dirty if house near banana tree...tie a red line from your toe to the tree and sleep..a pretty girl will appear in your dream try to make out with u ...
She's going to make out with your toe? Are you sure you're supposed to tie it to your toe?
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post Mar 6 2011, 11:29 PM

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xde hal. ikut la langkah2 mudah ini jika ternampak hantu

1. baca ayat kursi
2. baling kerusi
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post Mar 6 2011, 11:34 PM

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If found out got ghost, tie red string on that pokok pisang and then tie to another pokok pisang away from your home + far away.

Transfer ghost from pokok pisang A to pokok pisang B.

No fuss, no worry.
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post Mar 6 2011, 11:49 PM

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no such thing as hantu pisang
your malay fwen said like that becoz he dun want you to disturb his business selling pisang goreng
in malay we have words "laku mcm jual goreng pisang" shows how much high demand goreng pisang is.
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sikit2 hantu sikit2 hantu patutla melayu susah btul nak maju


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post Mar 7 2011, 01:01 AM

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so what? i planted near my room
nothing happen liao
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QUOTE(JunWisewar @ Mar 6 2011, 11:34 PM)
If found out got ghost, tie red string on that pokok pisang and then tie to another pokok pisang away from your home + far away.

Transfer ghost from pokok pisang A to pokok pisang B.

No fuss, no worry.
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better if tie both to a same bed and sit there to watch some lesbo action drool.gif drool.gif drool.gif
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post Mar 7 2011, 01:35 AM

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guro lesbo ? do not wan
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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Mar 7 2011, 12:29 AM)
xde hal. ikut la langkah2 mudah ini jika ternampak hantu

1. baca ayat kursi
2. baling kerusi
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post Mar 7 2011, 07:46 PM

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QUOTE(dkk @ Mar 6 2011, 11:23 PM)
She's going to make out with your toe? Are you sure you're supposed to tie it to your toe?
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So, tie to your little brother? brows.gif

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