i always thought that im immune to accidents coz i can bubble (cross the road without looking)

when im tired, i'll try to drink to regenerate mana

i always walk in front with a buldging animation like (im a prot pally)

When i close a case at work and report to my management, their head seems to have a yellow ?

i call my gf "hey resto shammy"

when i jog i yell "aspect of the cheetah"

always look up to the building and close my eyes hoping that i blinked

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