Sometimes, you just know when someone's addicted to something.

You know if you're addicted to WoW if:

*You're chasing someone and you do the animation for Death Grip
*When you go to the grocery store and say "I need to get the mats for dinner"
*When you go run errands and wonder if your Hearthstone is on cooldown.
*When you call your car your epic mount (Oh god the puns)
*When you refer to money as gold
*When you think your chores are dailies.

Let's get some more going.

When I make love to my gf...I see her as a female blood elf

When everyone sing "negaraku"/national anthems, you have the urge to grab the flag and run the other end.

Look for keybind when you check e-mail

You don’t cheer for your football team like ordinary people anymore, you yell “Victory or Death!” while do the orc’s cheer animation.

You don’t use the word “steal”, you say “ninja”

Refer greedy people as goblins

Every time you see Harley Davidson motorbike, it turn into mecha-hog.
when people drive slow, you think its the lag casue that.

Use alot of “L2XXXX” eg. L2earn, L2drive,

When people say they got a nice neckles in downtown, you ask whats the stat.

You visit the zoo and think you see druid’s bear, cheetah, epic flight form; and other wow creature.
the kids ride elephen, turn into gnome riding epic elephent traveler mount

use to read these kind of threat in official forum, but forgot them all

Really got no words for that.

True story: I call those three wheeler auto-carts near my workplace goblin turbo-trikes.

This post has been edited by gaeria84: Feb 14 2011, 01:51 PM

when dad meletup and angry, u refer him as "hit berserk timer and agro n 1 shot me"

When I see a fat girl...I see an Ogre

Oh... thought you meant this or this

lol wtf.....

hahaha that too but i dont know what kind of race they are..so ogre was the first comes into mind

They are elementals.

In lore, you hear about them, but I know of no female ogres in-game... hmm...

I wonder how do they pro-create?

EDIT:

Just to add to topic. You know you're addicted to WoW when you know more about WoW lore than Sejarah Malaysia.

This post has been edited by gaeria84: Feb 14 2011, 05:31 PM

when a person has passed away...

you gonna ask "did he drop any good loot?"

http://i2.tinypic.com/6tdry2h.gif

when u go to spa, girls touch ur thigh...agro liao!!!

When your friend has a newborn baby, and you congratulate her using wow terms.

Example:
Gz on the epic loot!
Gz on the cute little <insert wow race>!
Gz on creating a new guildie.

u guys seriously need help..how can u relate RL with wow? im working as a sales executive and i dont see anything in my RL related to WOW..(im lying..i always think of my job related to Auction House)

MY EYES. THEY ARE BLEEDING.

i always thought that im immune to accidents coz i can bubble (cross the road without looking)

when im tired, i'll try to drink to regenerate mana

i always walk in front with a buldging animation like (im a prot pally)

When i close a case at work and report to my management, their head seems to have a yellow ?

i call my gf "hey resto shammy"

when i jog i yell "aspect of the cheetah"

always look up to the building and close my eyes hoping that i blinked

i think all of u are NPC.

When

I walk in shopping mall areas, I think of dungeons, and I walk close to the walls to prevent aggroing mobs.

When

I see a beggar in the streets, I cast Fear, to scare them away.

When

I see a beetle on my shirt, my natural reaction becomes, cast Tame pet.

u addicted when u use wow acronyms in reallife.

E.g. /cast Email