Batman v Superman : Dawn of Justice (2016)This is most anticipated superhero movie of the year, if not the most anticipated movie of the year. Yes, we have all the Marvel stuff but this one is from DC and this one is supposedly going to kick off the Justice League! So yeah, the burden is heavy on this one and boy did the studios and director disappoint!
Right out I am going to say that this movie bombs! It bombs big time! I won't even recommend people to go see it but then people will still go see it.
This is not a Batman movie. This is not a Superman movie. In fact, I don't even know what movie this is. Yes. It is that bad.
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This movie is a mess! Supposedly this one will continues where Man of Steel left off. Man of Steel was controversial in itself. Yes. Supes killed Zod in the end in that movie. I could take that. It's a new millennium. So yeah, we could do with some updates on our favourite superhero. Supes had to kill Zod off to save people. Thousands died during the battle. Yes, so apparently they did. But hey, we can't let a super-powered maniac loose, right? Ok. I can live with that.
Here in BvS (Batman v Superman), I could no longer take how director Zack Snyder portrayed Superman. He comes across like a lovesick puppy for heaven's sake! He does not care what the world thinks of him. He just cares that Lois is not in harm's way. Way to go, Superman!
Superman in Man of Steel fights like a rookie. Fine. Perhaps he is not a master tactician and quite new to the the war game. He destroyed half the city before he took out the bad guy. Fine. But it seems that he did not learn much from that since then. Superman is supposed to be intelligent. He is supposed to know how to go about living a double life. Here in BvS, all he has eyes for is Lois Lane. Did he care that someone is trying to frame him? No. Did he care that the media is having a field day debating whether he is an angel or demon? No. Did he do anything to try and perhaps balance the views as he is a journalist after all, and use the media to calm the people? No.
What does he do? He buys flowers for his girl after saving her from a warlord in the Middle East while the world debates about the supposed lives he took while doing so? Can he be that dense? Apparently, he is in BvS. Maybe we should just call him Superdense instead.
As bad as Superman is, Batman does not fare much better. Here, he is older but not wiser. He can be called totally blind here. Blind as a bat! So he sees that Supes is nearly indestructible and ponders the issue that if Supes decided to go bad, what can anyone do? So he decides that he has to take the bull by its horns himself. Fine. But then what happens to the great detective that Batman is supposed to be? He could not see and won't be convinced that Superman is basically the good guy. He just wants to be able to defeat Supes when the time comes.
What does he do? He goes looking for Kryptonite and comes head to head with Lex Luthor who also wants the Kryptonite. He tussles with the villain or the villain's henchmen to be exact, and then falls right into Lex's trap to set him up with Supes. What? Really? Come on! The Batman, the supposed great detective, cannot even tell that he is being played with? All it took was some returned cheques and an explosion in some senate or court to push him over the edge? Did it not occur to him that it was too much of a coincidence? That if Supes really went rogue, would he have to wait for the hearing? Does Supes even need an explosion to kill those people in that room? Nope! The Batman did not even pause to ask those questions!
In any Batman story, Bruce Wayne's greatest strengths were his intellect and his deductive abilities. Here in BvS, they are non-existent. He just wants to don a power armour and battle Supes.
What about Lex then? Well, first of all he is the bad guy. That much I can tell but for the life of me, I cannot tell why he wanted to clash Bats with Supes. I mean, he already had the Kryptonite in his bag. He was one step ahead of Batman. If he did not go out of his way to get Bats into the picture, he would have secured the Kryptonite and probably could have weaponized it and killed Supes with it himself. If he could have killed Supes, what is Batman to him? Batman is just a mortal man for heaven's sake! But no. Bats v Supes it had to be, because it said so on the movie title!! *Sigh*
Lex Luthor is supposed to be an evil genius. In BvS, he is more psychotic than anything else. Nothing seems to makes sense with him. He plays more like a nerdy Heath Ledger (no offence to the late actor) Joker than a cool and calculated evil genius. And oh, did you know that Kryptonian security droid won't bother you if you are Lex Luthor with some dead Kryptonian fingerprint gloves? Yeah. Not only would the droid leave you alone, the droid would even let you control the whole damn ship!
Let's talk about Lois Lane. Well, what can I say? She just seems to need saving all the time! And I mean all the time! Barely half and hour after saving her from falling off a tower, she gets into trouble again. Right when a super powered, mutated Krypton monster that eats nukes for breakfast is rampaging in town and Supes is kinda busy trying to contain it. Yup. She had to get into trouble and needed to be saved. After months being with Supes, she didn't know he has super hearing? Couldn't she have just said, "Hey Clark. That Kryptonite spear is here in this pool. Perhaps get Batman to come look for it while you keep that monster busy?" Then she wouldn't need saving and things could have turned out much better, no?
So all in all, BvS is one failure after another. Characterization failed. Story failed. Pacing failed. Length of movie failed. The only good thing was Wonder Woman. At least she knows when to really go into battle and won't be pulled into a playground scuffle.
*Sigh*
Rating : 1.5 stars out of 5. 1 star for Wonder Woman and half star for the special effects. Proof yet again that special effects alone does not make a movie.