... cant find a tree?

... IN MALAYSIA???

Dude this island is basically TREES.  That's it.  The ocean stops for a while and it's TREE TREE TREE for a while before it's ocean again.  I'm looking outside now and they're everywhere.  EVERYWHERE!!!  If trees were guns we'd rule the world.  Plus monkeys would repeatedly shoot themselves by accident.  They're like "what kind of forest is this anyway all it is is guns!"  Never seen a banana growing from a gun.  Not unless it were a banana gun!  Is that a gun that only shoots bananas?  Those bananas better watch out!  Oh wait I meant a gun where if you pull the trigger only bananas come out.  Monkeys would love that!!!  But wait how would we rule the world then?  I mean bananas are one thing but you'll need far more than tasty fruit if we're to start running the world.  One does not simply WALK into Mordor!  I wonder if there's trees in Mordor... probably wouldn't matter.  No point in having trees if you cant even walk around.  Why cant you walk into Mordor anyway?  Is the police tape around the whole thing?  Maybe you just need a special pass.  Cant go in there unless you have a banana gun... it works like a passport for Mordor.  So we can go there whenever we want!  They'll even stamp your hand so if you go out you can walk back in.  YOU cant walk into Mordor, but we can!  We paid the cover charge, AND brought our banana guns!

... what were we talking about again?

Nice try, but I replied to him 3 times already.

Pretending I didn't reply doesn't change that.