nice thread. always love these type of thread

ok, i got few too

1) just started playing wow. always wipe at deadmines, hate it since i can't finish quest. then i notice...hm...why dont i create a raid to fcuk deadmines upside down. I invited more than 5 person,but then it seems that everytime i invite more than 5ppl to RAID deadmines, someone will leave group, and i wonder why

2) WTF is greed and need? i simply choose, when i syok, i click need, when i syok, i also will click greed :S

3) noobiest thing after few years playing wow. i am a level 80 mage with a gearscore of more than 5500. join a PUG for VOA, and i ask, please summon me.

reasons? i know how to port to VOA there, but i dont know how to enter when the door is close.....

same shit happened to me bro.thanks to my GF who show me the blizzard Ui

Bro, used grid+clique if you haven't already. I was very reluctant to start because I have to relearn my keys. It took me two full days lol. If your mouse does not have enough buttons, use the scroll-over macro keybind.

i stop playing as healer for 6 months oredy

my noobest moment is:

was in a instance heroic. was shouting why did the tank took so long to start pulling. waited like 10mins. then realise i was the tank i even say, "come on tank, wtf are you doing?!?!" hehehe

RAFFOLMAU

lol epic

i am amazed nobody drop group or say anything

unable to get out from undercity for an hours

actually i was about to drop group then i notice the tank symbol beside my avatar hehehe

Loong time ago....When i first started playing WoW, i had a NightElf Druid, and when you reach around lvl 20, u have to go to Moonglade for a quest. When I finished the druid quest, i didn't noe the way out of Moonglade so i ran out using the furbolg tunnels to felwood and kept dying until i jumped off a waterfall to darkshore (as a wisp) and didn't noe how to rez without a body :S

just remembered one... my first char with my flatmate. we need to plan for like 2 minutes b4 engaging each (ONE) mage-mob in westfall SAME LEVEL as us (pally, mage, lv14 i think)

Last night, I had a particularly embarassing moment in Occulus.

I have never stepped foot into Occulus, so after downing the first boss, the three npcs will give you a choice of drakes to choose from.

Being dps, I chose the amber drake, but was wondering why the drake didn't come and swoop me off my feet. I tried to interact with the npc again, but he only gave me more information regarding the amber drake. The other npcs only gave me a choice to switch drake types.

I was like, befuddled there, standing like a noob for about 1-2 minutes. Then I opened up my bags and saw the mount! I used it and then realised I was lagging behind the group, so I tried to find them. The whole place was so confusing, so I kinda lost my way there. Instead of rejoining the group, I managed to aggro some nexus guardians, then I died

Then I got kicked from the group.

Sad...

almost similar things happened to me, but on the 5man TOC

i was backed in wow after quit for few months, then i wanted to do some random, get the normal TOC

i saw everyone get a mount and start going, but when i want to click the mount, it says you must have your lance equip. i dont know what the hell, and after 1min or so, i was kicked from the group. nobody bother to teach me or tell me what to do :S

^ deejavu,

its was the mid toc patch, after absent for a "period" of time, i decide to return at that time.

but i had better luck then you,
i pug the 1st pug heroic 5toc group, i said i haven'done this, tank really kindly ask me its best to do normal 1st, avoid wipe, i understand their situation, i apologize and leave(or i was kick while i was typing my apology, can't remember).
another the group that want to do 5normal inv, told them i have't done it, they didn't care anyway(lol normal, of couse most people haven't done it do normal 1st before heroic)
and they took 5 mins to teach me all of it(the mount trash part), but i really don't understand most of the thing they said due to my head was fuzzy, they carry me, nicest people i ever meet after that, it was easy.

toc noob story part 2
after sometime, i was trying to farm the toc H spell dagger, an upgrade, farm it like 2weeks till it finally drop.
in one of the pug, its a funny encounter, at 1st boss was shaman, rogue and (forgot) combo.
as soon as we start fighting( i was dps shaman) i realise leader mark rogue skull, shaman X,
so i play along switch target to rogue, everyone else do the same(dps rogue). we barely survive.
i though we were doing some "hidden" achievement, but no bling
before start the next boss, i ask party why kill rogue 1st?
they all said rogue poison damage hard, must kill 1st.

+ side story,
its was mid toc patch, after absent for a "period" of time, i decide to return at that time.
i(was 80) remember in borean tundra, some warlock(level70, later i think his a ebayer) asking about how to get soulshard
true answer: kill any green level mob with drain soul
i remember i was being kind and answer his question,
i swear i really wasn't trying to troll him, maybe my head was fuzzy,
i answer the wrong answer, i whisper kill any green level mob with drain health,
he thank me and i said np.
soon he ask back its not working, bug?
only then i go check back spell book that i realise i had it wrong,
/em is embaress

hahaha

1) When I didn't know dungeon and raids exist

lol i discovered them when i hit 70

I remember couple months ago I've got a token from ICC for lv264 gear. After the raid I went to the vendor in icc and bought the lv251 pants and exchange on the spot for the lv264 one. Go back Dalaran, gem up, put the LW enchant and when I was just checking my bank, I saw I actually had an old lv251 set pants I've gotten from VOA ages ago. Trying to be a smart ass, I vendored my fully gemmed lv264 pants trying to get back my badges. Just to realize I can only get back a lv251 pants + token.. Then cannot vendor anymore Whats even better was I cannot buy back my lv264 pants anymore... DUH!

lol speaking of pve set everyime i wana buy one fly from dal to tournament ground without knowing there are npc selling tier in dal =.=

Haha. I did the same thing trying to get ICC tier set. Made a raid group to go in the instance to buy.
Then a few weeks later I was touring Dalaran to see if they added anything new and found out that the leather npc actually has it....