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TSNoobi3
post Nov 5 2010, 05:07 AM, updated 16y ago

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For the 1st time ever , an American was sent to Japan for his business trip . Upon arrival , 2 satisfied his lust for Japanese women , he hired a hooker for the night .... During sex , he heard the gal screaming " yamateh , yamateh " ... Thinking he did a "great" job , he continued on till he was all exhausted . The next day , after his meeting , he went for a casual game of golf with his associates where in the middle of the game , the caddy told him " yamateh " . Hearing this word during a golf game strike as a shocked to him . Immediately he asked one of his japanese associates what does it mean .

" Yamateh ? Oh , he means u got it in the wrong hole " doh.gif
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post Nov 5 2010, 11:00 AM

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post Nov 5 2010, 07:39 PM

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yameteh means 'stuff it in'

aduh..
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post Nov 5 2010, 07:45 PM

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lol

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post Nov 5 2010, 11:31 PM

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QUOTE(penmarker @ Nov 5 2010, 07:39 PM)
yameteh means 'stuff it in'

aduh..
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double fail. nod.gif
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post Nov 6 2010, 02:53 AM

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and I thought yamateh means help ??
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post Nov 6 2010, 04:04 PM

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ts stupid. yamateh is pain la bodoh. you got this joke from youtube eli's dirty jokes.. fail hard. juz post youtube la.. type out turn cacat!
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post Nov 6 2010, 09:50 PM

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QUOTE(Noobi3 @ Nov 5 2010, 05:07 AM)
For the 1st time ever , an American was sent to Japan for his business trip . Upon arrival , 2 satisfied his lust for Japanese women , he hired a hooker for the night .... During sex , he heard the gal screaming " yamateh , yamateh " ... Thinking he did a "great" job , he continued on till he was all exhausted . The next day , after his meeting , he went for a casual game of golf with his associates where in the middle of the game , the caddy told him " yamateh " . Hearing this word during a golf game strike as a shocked to him . Immediately he asked one of his japanese associates what does it mean .

" Yamateh ? Oh , he means u got it in the wrong hole "  doh.gif
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QUOTE(penmarker @ Nov 5 2010, 07:39 PM)
yameteh means 'stuff it in'

aduh..
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QUOTE(selinix @ Nov 6 2010, 02:53 AM)
and I thought yamateh means help ??
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QUOTE(Newbieeeeee @ Nov 6 2010, 04:04 PM)
ts stupid. yamateh is pain la bodoh. you got this joke from youtube eli's dirty jokes.. fail hard. juz post youtube la.. type out turn cacat!
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quadurple fail doh.gif
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post Nov 7 2010, 02:48 AM

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there is so much fail in this thread its winrar
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post Nov 7 2010, 02:51 AM

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yamateh or yamete means stop
greatgreedyguts
post Nov 7 2010, 07:10 AM

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lol alot of people dont know and simply guess then make the thread fail hard
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post Nov 7 2010, 07:13 AM

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QUOTE(SoLiD @ Nov 7 2010, 02:48 AM)
there is so much fail in this thread its winrar
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post Nov 7 2010, 08:12 AM

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The fail is epic in this thread.
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post Nov 8 2010, 12:25 AM

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AHHH...YAMATEH KUDASAI!!!!!! this is a great failed thread posta~
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post Nov 8 2010, 05:33 AM

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yamateh means good
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post Nov 8 2010, 08:48 PM

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yamateh means this tred is fail
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post Nov 11 2010, 02:30 PM

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should say kimochi next time kekekeke
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post Nov 11 2010, 02:54 PM

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QUOTE(Noobi3 @ Nov 5 2010, 05:07 AM)
For the 1st time ever , an American was sent to Japan for his business trip . Upon arrival , 2 satisfied his lust for Japanese women , he hired a hooker for the night .... During sex , he heard the gal screaming " yamateh , yamateh " ... Thinking he did a "great" job , he continued on till he was all exhausted . The next day , after his meeting , he went for a casual game of golf with his associates where in the middle of the game , the caddy told him " yamateh " . Hearing this word during a golf game strike as a shocked to him . Immediately he asked one of his japanese associates what does it mean .

" Yamateh ? Oh , he means u got it in the wrong hole "  doh.gif
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Stupid.

Yamateh, it's a mangled version by the Hong Kies of the original Japanese word: ya-me-te, a verb of the root word: yameru, which means stop.

The translation you fools got from Japanese porn are to appease Chinese viewers, because Chinese do not say "stop" to signify reluctance, and refusal.
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post Nov 11 2010, 03:00 PM

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yamateh mean mari minum teh


Added on November 11, 2010, 3:01 pmJapanese version of yumseng!

This post has been edited by keyibukeyi: Nov 11 2010, 03:01 PM
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post Nov 11 2010, 03:14 PM

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yamateh means 'faster, harder' laugh.gif

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