QUOTE(m3lv @ Nov 5 2010, 11:45 PM)
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine/beer… and those who don't.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and /or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine/beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***.
lols...I have 3 filters before drinking my water in my house In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and /or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine/beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***.
and I am not allowed to consume alcohol...underage ==lll
anyway, I don't really like the taste of beer...
Nov 5 2010, 11:48 PM

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