Ah Chong picked up a fat chick wearing a tracksuit in his taxi and dropped her off at the park.

She jumped out and started jogging immediately along the road beside taxi, flapping her arm.

"You go girl!" Ah Chong shouted with a wolf whistle. "You'll be losing those weight before you know it."

"My farking suit's trapped in the door!," she replied before felling and dragged.