What do you call a woman who is flat-chested even when she is in her 30s?

After America bombs ISIS, it will change its name to WASWAS.

A guy goes to the doctor.

"Doctor, you gotta help me, my anus is killing me."

"Okay, pull yer pants down and bend over, let's have a look."

The guy pulls his pants down and bends over. The doc has a good look up the guy's old dirt highway. "Hmm, oh yes I know what the problem is, I'll give you this ointment and I want you to apply it up your ass twice a day. To make it easier, get your wife to do it for you, all she has to do is apply some on her finger then stick it up there. I'll do the first application for you now."

So the guy's bent over and the doc applies a good dollop of ointment up the guys ass and sends him on his merry way.

Later that night, the guy and his wife are getting ready for bed.
"Honey, could you put some of this ointment up my ass please? It's really easy, all you gotta do is put some on your finger and stick it up there. Doc did the first application for me this morning."
So the guy bends over so his misses can lube his ass up.

As she's greasing her hubby's bumhole, she asks, "honey, just out of curiosity, which finger did the doc use?"

At this point, the guy's face goes white as a sheet.
"What's the matter, hun?" enquires the wife worriedly.
"I...I just remembered, the doc had both hands on my shoulders!"