A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up
ahead of  him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't
know what hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7;
you're on 6."  He thanked her and continued playing golf.

      Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again
kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can
you please tell me what hole I'm on." She told him "you are one hole behind
me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."
      Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. when he finished he
saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a
drink for helping him out. She accepted.
      As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a
living.
      "I'm in sales." He replied, "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know
what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He
promised.

      She said, "I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)" . He immediately fell
to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, "You promised you wouldn't
laugh".

      He replied, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet
paper........I'm still one hole behind you."

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.