mushroom (tungku) farm



one day a guy was having sex with a girl in a mushroom farm in the middle of the night,
when the girl was on top of guy, she heard someone came and ran off
leaving the guy all hard and naked on the floor. he have to stay quite so that someone would not notice him.

that someone is a beautiful blind farm girl came to pluck mushroom,
so she plucked the mushrrom and said "one little tungku, two little tungku, three, three, three"..........squirt.... the guy ejaculated.

the next day the guy can't stop thinking about how good it felt last night and how soft the farmgirls hands and stuff, so he went there that night and get naked and lay on the farm again.....

and again the blind farm girl came to pluck mushroom and said "one little tungku, two little tungku, three, three, three"..........squirt again..... the guy ejaculated again.

the next day, this guy told his friends about his experience on the farm with this farm girl and how good it felt and stuff and all of his friends want to experiece it also
on that day also, this blind farmgirl told her father that something wrong with the mushroom these days and she could not plucked soem of the mushrooms. so the father stood up and said, " dont worry my child, i will settle it for you."

then the night came, the guy and all his friends lay all naked on the farm waiting for the experience of their lives......

then suddenly vrooooom........................(motor sound)



the farmgirl father lawnmovers all the mushrooms thinking that all the mushroom is already spoilt..........




(mind my english as i typed it as i recall this joke from my schooling days.......lol...hope u enjoy)