Relationship Joke v2
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 Nov 4 2015, 06:14 AM
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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Nov 3 2015, 02:48 PM) wat The guests in the party most likely don't believe her, and in their mind are thinking "she's lying, she can't do it etc". So few second later, the woman said "yes I f**king can", assuming she read all those thoughts of people who disbelieve her. Or she's just really smart to cover her lie as she know what people are probably thinking. |
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Jun 2 2016, 09:19 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jun 2 2016, 04:51 AM) After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking a beer. Haha! Nice twist at the end! As he's getting up to get a snack, he stops and asks, "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?" To which Jesus replies,"You slave in the sun to support the ones you love. You make money so you can buy things for your family to keep them happy." The man asks,"Jesus, why is life so hard?" To which Jesus replies,"That, no one may ever know. You have to overcome many obstacles to be successful." The man asks again,"How was the universe created?" Jesus replies,"I'm sorry, señor, but can you stop asking questions? I'm trying to mow your lawn."  |
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Jun 2 2017, 05:33 AM
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Just adding my thanks to alittleMisfit for your time and effort to put a smile in between work breaks and procrastination..
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Feb 15 2018, 01:34 AM
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Thanks for the laughs, sorry you missed out on the 2500th post.
Will see you in the new thread. |
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