You know you have a drinking problem, when, at 8am, your wife asks you to toast some bread for her and you raise your beer high and say "to bread".

I used to have a friend in a wheelchair.

We fell out though because he was sick of me pushing him around and talking behind his back.

IN THE NEWS : Westlife in plane crash horror


Pilots last radio message "We are flying without wings"

I have a fear of speed bumps

but I'm slowly getting over it