A guy was desperate to have s** with a girl from the office but she was already engaged to someone else. One day he became so frustrated by her unavailability that after a few drinks he issued a brazen proposition: "Have s** with me and I'll pay you $200."

"No way," she said. "Wha sort of girl do you think I am?"

"Listen," he persisted, "it will all be over before you know it. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up."

She began to waver - if only because $200 would help towards the wedding costs - but said she would have to consult her boyfriend first. So she called her boyfriend, tpld hom about the offer and asked him what he thought.

To her surprise, the boyfriend said: "It sounds like easy money. All you have to do is ask for the $200, then pick it up as fast as you possibly can. He won't even have time to get his pants down."

She agreed to it sounded foolproof and accepted the proposal.

The boyfriend then waited anxiously for her to call back when it was all over. Half an hour passed, but there was no news. Finally after three-quarters of an hour he rang her and asked: "How did it go?"

She replied tearfully: "The bast*** used pennies."


newbie in this zone

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Added on January 5, 2012, 9:58 pmA girl told her boyfriend: You have to make sacrifices in a relationship."

So he went out and slaughtered a goat"

This post has been edited by coconico: Jan 5 2012, 09:58 PM