Relationship Joke v2
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 Dec 27 2012, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Dec 27 2012, 11:10 AM) As I was leaving the house this morning for a day out with pals drinking, my wife shouted, "Be safe." Your Jokes really light up my Day. You should consider doing "Stand Up Comedy". You could be the next Rising Star. SO many famous actors started from dong Stand Up Comedy.So I checked my pocket to make sure I had a condom.  |
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Jul 23 2013, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 23 2013, 02:06 PM) The Queen has called St Mary's Hospital several times today looking for an update on the royal baby. This is the first time that I did not find your joke to be funny.So far, four nurses have committed suicide. |
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Jul 7 2014, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(m0r31d8ng3l @ Jul 7 2014, 08:22 AM) Sorry.. but I don't get this.. whenever u ask a Woman what's wrong, she always says "NOTHING" |
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Mar 28 2016, 09:51 AM
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QUOTE(phillip88 @ Mar 28 2016, 09:26 AM) So I'm fucking her and fucking her and sure as shit, I hear another POP! Hmm.... So I pull her leg just like I'm pulling yours. Was looking for the punchline. Not bad.... |
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Jul 29 2016, 02:18 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 29 2016, 02:16 PM) If men call short women "petite", what do women call short men? Ouch, that really hurts"friends" |
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Aug 4 2016, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Aug 4 2016, 05:01 PM) Two chemists walk into a bar. This one iIreally don't getThe first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work." The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed. |
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Sep 6 2016, 10:00 AM
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Bro, last joke was still funny but bordering on being a bit gross.
This post has been edited by cfa28: Sep 6 2016, 10:35 AM |
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Dec 1 2016, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Dec 1 2016, 04:53 PM) There has only been one girl ever who asked me for sex, that was nearly forty years ago and I have been with her ever since. Yep, this is why many married men have affairWaiting for her to ask again |
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Apr 14 2017, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 14 2017, 06:17 PM) I accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... Don't understand why virusSo I emailed ten other co-workers the link and says it's a virus. |
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