Relationship Joke v2
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 Nov 4 2010, 12:20 AM
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REPOSTAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Nov 13 2010, 11:31 PM
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Contribute abit If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? kei18kun liked this post
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Nov 20 2010, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Nov 20 2010, 12:35 AM) Boy: "What u doing?" I'll Marry that girl!! no doubtGirl: "Playing CoD" Boy: "Do you know how to make a sandwich?" Girl: "Obviously!" Boy: "Marry me?"  |
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Dec 16 2010, 06:18 PM
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Man are the best cooks With 2 eggs and 1 sausage And a little milk They can fill a women's stomach for 8 months! kei18kun liked this post
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Feb 20 2011, 12:19 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Feb 19 2011, 11:08 PM) A guy was out for a jog one day and was heading along the side of a busy road. er..?A few minutes into his jog he came across a woman lying at the side of the road. She was in a bad way and it was obvious she had been in a road accident. He checked her for ID and found that she only lived around the corner from where the accident had happened. He quickly ran round to the house and banged frantically on the door. The woman's husband answered the door and the jogger quickly said "sorry pal but your wife looks like she has been hit by a bus". The husband replied "Aye I know, but she's got a lovely personality"! |
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Mar 1 2011, 12:05 AM
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Nowadays all short jokes liao
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Mar 2 2011, 12:11 AM
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edit..
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Jul 7 2011, 01:10 AM
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At days, some words are better than panadol/antibiotics...
Girl: Do you know how the farmer counts his cows? Boy: fingers? Girl: *rolls eyes* try again! Boy: eyes? Girl: Pengsan! Try again! Boy (tarak sabar): Cow got numbers one! Girl, rubbing fingers gleefully: Hahahaha, naw! jek jek jek, its COW-CULATOR!  This post has been edited by bluetopaz: Jul 7 2011, 01:15 AM |
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