Anna is having a conversation with her teacher about pregnancy

Anna: Teacher! I have a question, can my mom get pregnant?

Teacher: How old is she?

Anna: 42

Teacher: Possible, if she hadn't had her menopause.

Anna: What about my sister?

Teacher: How old is she?

Anna: 21

Teacher: Highly possible

Anna: What about me?

Teacher: That would be impossible because you havn't started your period

Jack whispers to anna.

Jack: Told you, so there is nothing to worry about

Old but gold


If the dishwasher is broken what do you do?

Yell at her to get back to work

you don't even have to talk about it, just look at it

Men are like dogs, we are fun to be with and have no idea what you are mad about

Dad: Honey, why are there broken condoms on the couch?


Wife: Damm*t, Dave! Would you please call our children by their names!

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Guy:Honey! I saw u on tv.

Girl: Really? Where? what was i wearing? What did i do?



Guy:On animal planet ... daily life of a cow

My girlfriend left me and stormed out of the house, im surprised she could fit through the door

So i was travelling to Europe and was taking an overnight train. I had booked a sleep cabin all to myself. I spent the evening having drinks in the dining car before returning to my cabin. When i opened the door, there was a woman lying down in the lower bunk.

I immediately said,"Excuse me. I must have the wrong cabin!" but after checking my key, and the woman checking hers, it seems there had been a mistake.

She said,"I don't mind sharing a room if you don't." We were around the same age and she was attractive, so of course i didn't mind.

However, it got rather cold that night. Around 2:00 I asked if the woman was still awake, and she was. I politely asked if she would hand me an extra blanket from below.

The woman said, in a slightly seductive voice, "I have a better idea. How about instead we pretend that we are husband and wife for the night and you come down here from your bunk ...

And get your OWN DAMN BLANKET!"