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aimank_88
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 Aug 25 2013, 03:20 PM
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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent *******!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’
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aimank_88
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Aug 27 2013, 02:44 AM
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QUOTE(dadarouch @ Aug 26 2013, 06:35 PM) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"
He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor.
"You *******," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!" Heck, this is a good one!  QUOTE(allinuff @ Aug 27 2013, 01:36 AM) She isn't so bright now, is she? Well at least he can honestly say the kids aren't the brightest candles thanks to their mom. Exactly.  This post has been edited by aimank_88: Aug 27 2013, 02:44 AM |
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