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GoldenHawk
post Jan 15 2014, 03:19 PM

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QUOTE(amri94 @ Jan 13 2014, 12:52 AM)
Guy:Honey! I saw u on tv.
Girl: Really? Where? what was i wearing? What did i do?
Guy:On animal planet ... daily life of a cow
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You know what would be funnier?

A video recording of what happens after that

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GoldenHawk
post Apr 28 2014, 07:42 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 26 2014, 04:57 PM)
A father with 11 kids decides he is going out for a while and asks his friend to come in and look after the kids.

After their dad leaves the kids begin acting up and not behaving for their dad's friend, doing their best to get him to leave.

Eventually the kids force their dad's friend out of the house, the eldest child takes over to calm things down until the end of the season when Manchester United begin their search for another manager.
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OUCH!!!! laugh.gif

Donut 1:

"Pegion... pegion... in the sky,
Dropping things from way up high,
Angry farmer wipes his eye,
He is glad that cows don't fly..."

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