Snape: That's 10 points from Gryffindor!

Harry: Are you f*cking serious?

Snape: How did you know about Sirius and I?

I got in a taxi last night and said, "56 Jones Street please"

He said, "Doing anything nice?"

I said, "Well, actually mate I'm going to see a woman I met on one of those adult singles sites where married people meet up for sex"

He said, "I wouldn't do it if I were you"

I said,"Why not?"

He said, "Because I live at 56 Jones Street"

I watched her as she bent down to sniff a flower. "Do you like flowers?" I asked her with a smile. "Oh, more than almost anything.. Except you," she replied, a light blush spreading across her face.

I grinned even wider and kissed her cheek. "One day, I'll buy you some flowers." "Oh, don't tell me! Surprise me!.. But... You promise, don't you?..." She looked up at me with big, brown eyes.

"Of course. I promise."  I remembered this conversation when I went to visit her one day.

"Surprise!" I said, presenting a bouquet of red roses from behind my back. I smiled widely, kneeling down next to her and leaning on her tombstone.

Tears flowed down my face as I spoke to her. "I promised you.. Remember?.."