was debating a Creationist and he said, "I won't believe in evolution until you provide me some evidence."

I paused for a moment and replied, "From when did you start requiring evidence to believe in things?"

3 married women discussing how evil their husbands are.

"My husband is evil, he killed a butterfly in front of the yard!"

"eew... that's gross, but mine's worst. He stepped on a bunch of ants on the nest!"

"eew... but that's nothing compared to mine! My husband performs ethnic cleansing whenever I reject his advancement!"

Ashley Madison gets hacked:

99% say "haha"
1% say "oh fuck"

Google Incognito gets hacked:

60% say "oh fuck"
40% commit suicide