I don't get this joke, could you explain boobs?

misfit~ bukan miss fit

aLittleMisfit's real gender finally revealed.

What I mean is that fat, annoying guy from SK is all over the net now with the so-called 'new hit-single'. Not that hard to spot, unless you only visit selected websites... Savvy?

yup, i wanna share the joke.
and for UNKNOWN REASON that guy think i am VERY LACK of common knowledge until ASSUMING I CAME OUT FROM CAVE.

That post was just a joke

Oh i take the bait.

My wife was completely flattered when she was asked to be one of the girls on the Toyota stand at a forklift truck exhibition.

Turns out they were using her to demonstrate the lifting capacity of the truck.

Genies are tricky little f***ers and will always try to twist what you wish for.

For example, last night I wished that my flat-chested wife could have tits like Angelina Jolie.

A woman gave birth to a boy and a girl at a hospital. Her husband, who has an acute sense of humour, named their children. The woman, a bit worried about what names her husband had given their children, asked him what he named them.
"Well," he said. "Our daughter's name is Sheena."
"Well, that sounds good." exclaimed the wife. "What's our son's name?".
He said, "Hee Kung"

Sheena - She Na. "Na" in Chinese means "female"

Hee Kung - He Kung. "Kung" in Chinese means "male"

After going to see 12 Years A Slave at my local cinema, I now understand how it feels to be exploited and robbed of your dignity by ruthless, mercenary overseers.

RM2 for a piece of yong-taufu

A new app called 'Panic' is launched for smart phones.

You just say 'Wife' and it closes all websites,

hides all chats with females, hides all special folders

and puts your wife's photograph as wallpaper.

after being destroyed, they become past tense 

I watched her as she bent down to sniff a flower. "Do you like flowers?" I asked her with a smile. "Oh, more than almost anything.. Except you," she replied, a light blush spreading across her face.

I grinned even wider and kissed her cheek. "One day, I'll buy you some flowers." "Oh, don't tell me! Surprise me!.. But... You promise, don't you?..." She looked up at me with big, brown eyes.

"Of course. I promise."  I remembered this conversation when I went to visit her one day.

"Surprise!" I said, presenting a bouquet of red roses from behind my back. I smiled widely, kneeling down next to her and leaning on her tombstone.

Tears flowed down my face as I spoke to her. "I promised you.. Remember?.."