I still don't get it. so the father gave his son a manly name ... so?

Here's an in-depth analysis of another variant of this joke. Hope you get it.

Denise & Denephew

The iPhone 5c

Named after the hourly pay rate of its assemblers.

"I'd say it was water resistant, rather than water proof," The sales assistant said. "There's a subtle difference."

"I realise that," I told him. "I think we'll look for a submarine elsewhere."

That's what the French said.

What do you call a woman who is flat-chested even when she is in her 30s?

A latest study from Oxford University says that one in ten deaths are caused by red meat.

Which is f*cking scary.

Because it means that nine out of ten people are killed by vegetables.

My very obese daughter was finally going out on her 1st date, so as a father I knew I had to give her some advice.

"I know this is your first date with a boy." I said, "but whatever you do, try not to look too desperate."

"I'll be fine daddy, he's just a boy." she said rolling her eyes at me.

"I was talking about when it's time to order dessert."

According to 'The Hobbit', Gollum was once a normal man.

The biggest mistake he made was putting on that ring, which drained him of his youth, vitality, and energy.

I got one of those when I was married.

I said to my wife, "By the end of today, we'll finally be in the black."

"Why, have we got enough money to pay off the overdraft?" she asked.

"No," I said, "we don't have enough money to pay the electric bill."

question on a science exam paper.

for 4 marks , what are the benefits of breast milk for babies.

Boy thinks real hard but in the end comes up with the answers never found in a text book.



1. Cats don't steal.

2. No need to boil

3. Readily available.

now he ponders on the 4th one... he's almost got this question in the bag but he's still trying to come up with an answer. Then it hits him.


4. Comes from a variety of beautiful containers.


Why am i surprised of this?
One, this actually happened.
second, the kid actually ended up getting 4 marks for this. @.@

all up for answer number 4

I saw someone on Facebook earlier post their status, 'Is Feeling Annoyed.'

That was nearly 4 hours ago and nobody has posted a reply. I bet the attention seeking twat is feeling really annoyed now.

After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and George are getting horny.

"Look," says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you."

George reluctantly agrees and suffers 10 minutes of painful humiliation as Bob f*cks him up. When it's over, George asks Bob for his go.

"F*ck off," Bob replies, "I've got a headache."

nice joke...

In 11 years at Everton manager David Moyes failed to get them above Manchester United in the league.

This year he has managed it in just 6 games

Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

Three words to ruin a woman's ego...

"I don't know"

America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)

I said to my mate, "Did you know that 75% of men stick their fingers up their arse whilst in the shower? Do you know what the other 25% do?"

He said, "No, What?"

I said, "You dirty b*****d!"

This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Oct 3 2013, 10:00 AM

Men: My grandad has died. I'm not going to cheapen his death by putting it on a Facebook status and making it all about me, when it is he who should be getting the attention".

Women: My grandad has died. If I don't put it on a Facebook status and use it to my advantage whenever I'm losing an argument or crave attention, it means he died for nothing!"