The curtains have descended on our gathering last night, or perhaps this morning would be more accurate. Here is a short account of what happened last night, if you came you will be able to figure out who I am referring to.

When I arrived at the beautiful mansion our master chef was toiling away in the kitchen with a few helpers, while other, more lazy people were chilling in the living room (you know who you are). Being lazy, I chilled in the living room as well. Just then a certain couple arrived by train, so me, the host and one guy with frilly hair went to fetch them out of the kindness of our hearts. ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE FTW!

When we returned, nearly everyone had come and the party was about ready to start. The host's mom kept wiping chairs for us to sit on which made me feel rather guilty that she was stressing, so I took the cloth from her and told her I would wipe them. Once she left i tossed the cloth away as I had no intentions of wiping all those chairs.

As night fell, we sat out in the garden and began our dinner. The first course was salad with some unknown meat inside as well as potato salad with more unknown meat inside, which we ate as the main course was not ready yet. Then the main course arrived and we were blown away. Tender succulent sausages that melted in your mouth not in your hand. Savory ribs with plenty of juice in them (sorry i thought they were char siew), and delicious chicken wings that were cooked precisely to the fine line between underdone and charred.

Most people were as I had remembered them, the dai ka jie's were enjoying life as normal, our resident tattooed guy was still direct and vocal, the two girls in the two couples were as loud as usual, especially one who was very, er , open. But perhaps not open in front of her bf . There was a new couple in attendance for the night, and they struck me as very nice people, though that could be because they have not known us long enough to show their true colors ahhahaha. The terminator was bald now (!) and our host was as usual. As usual. My table was populated with interesting people and the conversation was lively and entertaining. There was a girl who was unbelievably shy, I hope she will loosen up more next time. Pinky told her some stuff about me which made her even more shy, I do wonder what the stuff is.

An intrusion happened here as the undisputed lord of gayness in sc stormed in, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. A few of us brave men banded together in a tight formation in the Spartan style, unfortunately our back could not be covered. Nevertheless, we survived this onslaught, alive but not unscarred. Another two ladies made late entries, which were fortunately much more civilized. A certain member of the X-men made an appearance too, and he was very very well loved by us.

Following that, we split up into two groups, one group being more civilized sitting and eating, though I did hear that a certain girl who looked younger on that day said many very surprising things. The other group, which involved me, went through a long interrogation session in which many deep principles of life were discussed. Pizza came in around this point and I must say that I can never eat Pizza Hut for the rest of my life. The pizza made that night compared to Pizza Hut as the sun does to a candle.

The high point of our day arrived as our host made a stirring speech thanking the chef and others who helped to bring alcohol (mainly girls). Girls nowadays. We also thanked our host for providing his humongous house, and then the alcohol was broken out. Some of us lounged around watching tv, others stood outside drinking and gossiping. A poker game started but was later abandoned for the more appealing task of networking, which we did with great enjoyment. Numerous topics were present, most importantly regarding certain types of Japanese food, which many of our members held a strong opinion on. Finally we came to the conclusion to refrain from shattering fantasies.

We did not forget our roots as even in our gathering we maintained a close watch on the thread that had spawned us, and left some comments there too.

After midnight, the party slowly wound down to an end, and we began to say our farewells. Several people remained to keep vigil throughout the night though, and what dissolute, immoral things happened I DO NOT KNOW. Ask the frilly hair guy and our host.

So that was how our night ended. I am pleased to proclaim it a great success!

Mid autumn night has traditionally been the night for lovers and family to gather in Chinese culture, and we believe friends should gather as well.

We went to Desa Park City to walk with lanterns by the lakeside. Due to an unfortunate mixup, I accidentally drove to Taman Desa. FML. Why must these Malaysian road names be so repetitive?? DON'T USE DESA EVERYWHERE OK!

The menu was pizza and KFC, the pizza was specially made and had earth-shaking quality. It was so good that chunks of it kept detaching automatically due to the diffusion of its awesomeness and dropping to the ground to let Mother Earth partake of this divine blessing. KFC was, well, KFC lo.

An epic count of 4.5 couples showed up for the night, making this memorable in the recent annals of CC history, and there were many other couples there that night, along with many pretty girls. (take that you ppl who did not come!) However there was one girl and guy whom I guessed wrongly, they were not a couple, dammit. Even a person as great as me has his failings at times.

A certain someone brought an obscenely shaped lantern.

That's about it.

9 pm. 24 September 2010

Kayc, Crys and I reached The Gardens. Nobody had arrived yet, so we had to wait. The two girls went to look at bras, while I went to the bookstore. Due to my absence I do not know the details of any bras that they have bought, please forgive me.

9.30 pm

Goonie and two of his friends, as well as Advin and Wen arrived.

We went all around the place looking for an area that opens late, so that we could sit down and chat. As we were moving down, Alexa and Hammie suddenly joined us, as did Cindy and her friend. So a huge group of people started wandering around aimlessly. We reached a cafe located on the outside which actually had a very comfortable and large seating area with sofas and pillows. I wanted to appropriate the place so that the couples in our group could have an excuse to lie on each other. Unfortunately a couple of guys had the gall to occupy that huge area which could seat 10 at least for themselves. I wanted to get one of our girls to strip in order to lure them away so that we could sit down, but I felt that such a suggestion would not be well received.

So we continued on. We passed a police station which had plenty of seats inside, pity they could not be used. Finally we stopped at this restaurant which I heard was a sister restaurant of Chilis. Forgot the name, maybe it was Ketchup. Anyway we finally got seats for everyone and settled down.

Additionally, in an earlier edition of battle report, I reported the current couple count as 4.5. I deeply regret that and take it back. The official register stands at 5.0 now, due to events I witnessed yesterday.

10.00 pm

I wanted to get everyone to introduce themselves for the sake of the newcomers, but everyone ignored me and started ordering food. Hmph I will remember this! When I become the leader of the UN I won't get you all to introduce yourselves on TV.

Anyway today we had 3 new people, Cindy's friend, Richie, as well as Goonie's two friends, Sylvester and Francis. They all struck me as being very nice. Sylvester was muscled and tough looking, fitting his name. Francis was cool too. Richie looked demure and quiet, though this could be because it was her first time with us. Anyway we all had fun chatting, I said my usual quota of horrible things and so on.

Note: I'm pretty sure its Sylvester, not Silvanas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Stallone

Silvanas is the Drow Ranger.

10.30 pm

Lynx and Teng arrived. Teng brought a white colored apparatus with a part sticking out, it looked very much like a vibrator. Later on I discovered it was a camera. it was a very old camera, using film. FILM! I tried to take a picture, but could not because I cannot use Stone Age devices, sorry Teng! From there on the night become more and more peculiar as we discussed various strange topics, including nosejobs, who in the party was most matching with who, and other myriad subjects. Teng said she was emo as usual but kept laughing so I'm not sure what to believe. Lynx sat at a commanding position at the head of the table. Kayc and Crys listened more than they said, and Hammie was very quiet, I think he was lacking sleep. I do wonder does it have something to do with Alexa or not.

11.30 pm

Sylvester and Francis left, followed by Cindy and Richie. After that Goonie and Wen.

12.00 am

Advin, Crys, Kayc, Lynx and I.

Crys told the most hilarious story in existence. If she gives the green light I will fill it in here, if not then you have to PM her.

That's it!

Battle Report 4 - Double Zodiac

Since time immemorial, the birthday in which a Chinese has completed his or her cycle of 12 years on this earth was considered a major milestone, and worthy of great celebration. Yesterday our beautiful Cindy had completed two turns of the cycle, hence the title of this article. Let me start by wishing her that all her days will be as happy and full of rejoicing as the night which has just passed.

Starting from below, the story of what happened last night will be split into different storylines to make things more clear:

1. The Iron Chef

Lord Advin outdid himself today with an array of sumptuous dishes, including salmon and lamb pan-fried to perfection, aromatic roast chicken, little rolls of noodles cooked with meat slices and spices, mashed potatoes and salad as well as kiwifruit and strawberries drenched in heavenly chocolate. The only thing lacking was his trademark pizza, but with the other dishes present, who could blame him? In short, the food was wonderful. There were very large bananas in the house, which were regarded by Alexa with a mixture of shock and delight. Goonie and Wen took turns to feed each other. Cindy was flouncing around to talk to everyone so I am not sure whether she ate enough or not. Skypie was stuffing himself with two huge pieces of lamb.
2. From Russia, With Love

One of Cindy's guests was a tall, slim Russian girl. After she chatted with us for a short while, Experience took over while we went into the house.

*Exp, your battle report comes in here.
3. To present the Present

Crys and Kayc had bought a elegant pendant for the birthday girl, and all of us had chipped in. We had to try to write on the birthday card which came with the gift, but not let Cindy find out about it at all. To achieve this task, we ran all around the house avoiding her, even locking her out of her room. I had to hide in the bathroom with the card when she barged into the room. Don't worry Cindy, I didn't look at your bras and what not. When she was distracted for a moment, I rushed to Hammie's car and hid the present inside, during which Hammie and I saw a couple in the car beside us performing a blowjob. Finally we had all written on the card, and we presented the card and gift to her outside the house, beneath the night sky. She was very touched. We all had a photo session after that. Teng was jumping up and down as usual, Alexa telling us about her remarkable ambitions, Kayc and Liew observing as usual, and the others crapping in general. Hammie looked tired as well, I think I know why.
4. Say it with Flowers

Enter the dragon with a large bunch of flowers. He stuffed it into Cindy's hands and we were all awestruck by his gentlemanliness. Cindy was smiling so wide I think a banana could fit in. We passed the flowers around for photographing purposes, and I must say this:

LOONG KOR YOU OWN!
5. The girl who is indeed a girl

Cindy's cute friend came. HER NAME IS NOT RICHIE IT IS JACQUELINE. A thousand apologies for this. She is an authentic girl, and if anyone was led to believe that she was a guy due to my mixup of names in the last report, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that I opened this mini section for her. Jacqueline I would like a milo ice for this special care, thanks!.
6. The missing feline

Kitty we all missed you. But we realize you have greater things to do, and so, we wished you luck,, knowing that you were with us in spirit.

Field Report

Being delayed by my assistant manager to help him to finish the proposal for a big client, I was running a bit late so I rushed home and do a 360 return back to KL and rushed down to BTS to find the loving couple waiting for me in the car.

Good to see them again after a while. Regardless, we arrived at Cindy's place.

I'll skip to the Russian girl part due to popular demand.

I was walking around the house looking for a place to chill out. Of course, the toilet is a good place but I mean sit down and have a nice chat. Then again, since it's not my house, I'll just be timid and sit at a corner and probably stone there for the rest of the night.

The ladies went upstairs to sign the card for Cindy, gooni3 and I went up later. Once that's done, Cindy came in out of the blue and sparda is forced to camp in the toilet for a while. Lol.

We went down for food later on, so I just chill out at the lawn area since it's so hot inside. The couples are enjoying their own company, while some of the other guys are busy talking in the kitchen so I'd decided to go outside and talked to Casey's bf and Crys (my senior <3).

Moments flew by and I noticed a blonde standing outside of the gate talking to Cindy. I nudged sparda to look behind immediately, and he's like, wow.

As usual, being the usual Lord Sparda, he went in for the introduction and everything. I was a bystander, and impressed very much. *respects*

Then as time goes on, a bit of here and there eating and chatting, everyone else went in. I was with Olga (her name), and her other friend (I won't name her). Briefly, we exchanged ideas on what we are generally doing for a living, and somehow I got to talk to her about Vladmir (a junior of mine) that liked potatoes instead of rice [Being a Russian, potato is their rice]. So yeah then we continued on from there till I realised that she did Masters in Notts, and can be considered my senior. XD Vladmir is her friend too apparently, since the Russian Kazakhstan group in Notts isn't too big so everyone knows each other.

So, from then on stuffs from University to work to other countries came out (we discussed Vietnam food. Awesomeness). Sashimi for her other friend. =D I went in a few times to the house for a break in the gents as it's too hot I gotta wash my face. I dropped by to few circle of people but I can't seem to get into their conversation so I left them and went out again.

For god's sake I wasn't emo-ing, for those who misunderstood, sorry then.

That's pretty much it. When it's time for her to leave, I said farewell to her, and the rest is history.

Thus ends this fieldreport. The aftermath of the report will not be included due to privacy reasons XD.

p/s -- No I didn't ask for her number.

Battle Report 5: Saturday Night Fever
Occurrence: 9 Oct 2010

Prologue

Several weeks back, I received a call from Teng, she asked me “Do you want to go to G6?”

I was stunned. G6? I had always read of the prestigious G7 in the newspapers, where leaders of the seven leading industrial powers of the world would meet to decide the fate of the world’s economy. Could it be that this was something of the same nature, and that the important people in the world had finally recognized my brilliance and asked me to give my weighty opinions on how the world was being run now?

No, it was a club. FML! Anyway, I did not go at that time because of work commitments, but finally, I went last Saturday along with a huge army of LYN members.

Roasted Pork Belly, and A New Girl

Kayc, Liw, Advin, Skypie, Crys, a new girl and I were sitting down in this Chinese restaurant. The new girl is named (if I spell it correctly) Sherlinx! She was petite and beautiful, and looked so young that I quite worried whether the bouncers would let her into the club or not. I won’t reveal her username here because her inbox might get flooded with messages if I did.

Everyone had eaten except me, so I studied the menu carefully. A dish titled “Roast pork belly with rice” sounded interesting. Unfortunately when it came, it was siew yok. Siew yok cost me RM11. I had been conned.

Pie Incoming

Advin and I went to his car to retrieve the lamb pie he had prepared. He baked it in the shape of a char siew pao, albeit a rather oversized one. The reason was “we tell the club people it’s a birthday pie and they have to let us bring it in.” So we took it from his car, but on the way his expression suddenly changed, as his tummy was causing trouble. So we stopped at the nearest restroom, which happened to cost RM5. It was a luxury one. I held the pie and waited outside while he unloaded inside. I wonder why it was so expensive. Perhaps there were naked female attendants inside to wipe his butt.

Our Full Power

Who came?

Alexa and Hammie
Liw and Kayc
Cindy and Dragon
Guin and (sorry I forgot your name momentarily)

Besides that were Lynx, Crys, Skypie, Experience, Takeshi, Lee Teng, Sherlinx, Goonie, Advin, Goonie’s two friends, Lim47 and Clax. If you came but I did not list you down, please PM and curse me, and I will put you in with smiley faces beside your name.

Note: sorry to everyone whom I forgot your name. I was rather tired then, and the next day I drank a lot at a wedding so my memory is somewhat impaired.

Pie Outgoing

G6 told us that we could not eat pie inside, despite it (supposedly) being a birthday pie. Skypie, Experience and I had to lug it to Teng’s car, which took us nearly half an hour despite it being very near because she kept giving us wrong directions! Anyway I was secretly happy because on the way I kept munching on it.

I believe it is a sign from the gods that there can only be one pie in one place at one time. So, we choose Skypie over lamb pie.

Highlights of the Night

Some rich kid spent RM15,000 to book half the club to celebrate his birthday. What did they give him for the money? A fat guy dressed up as a woman molesting him. I have no clue what possessed him to spend so much money. It could have bought 3,000 Mcvalue Lunch sets. He could have banged a few hookers on Jessica Alba’s level. He could have bought my lousy car 3 times over.

Alexa, Cindy and Teng danced like demons. I will never underestimate them again.

Lynx got his shirt pulled off by two horny girls. Everyone was awed by his muscles.

I made a song request to the live band. “Love the way you lie”. Not that hard right? I mean, I didn’t ask them to sing Phantom of the Opera or something. But they refused to sing it. What is the meaning of this!

Cindy and Dragon were… never mind. I’m afraid of Dragon Rage.

Epilogue

I heard that Kayc drove through a bunch of haunted buildings while sending someone back. Please applaud her courage!

Brought to you from our special field operative, sparda

A Dance with Dragons

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

When I first saw Cindy, she was sitting beside Advin in the park on our Midautumn gathering. I thought they were boyfriend and girlfriend then, as all the other couples were sitting together. Little did I realize how wrong I was. For love was in the air that day, but not between the two of them.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:

That day, the first buds of love did blossom between the couple I write off. While Cindy was hanging lanterns on a poor tree, while Dragon was eating and crapping with us, while everyone else was oblivious, they were winking at each other under the moonlight, and heart reached out to touch heart. Of course it could be that they were both horny because of Lynx’s condom shaped lantern, which is my personal theory.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;

I had no idea then that there was the slightest bit of connection between the two of them. Only later, at Cindy’s birthday, did I realize what was going on, as our dear Dragon brought a ton of flowers for her. The bouquet quickly got passed around as a photo prop for the other couples, but the truth began to dawn upon all of us.

Note: I was hoping Exp and the Russian girl would take one together with the flowers; unfortunately she had left by then.

And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;

Later on at G6, they showed up together, danced together and held each other’s waist, bla bla etc. Loong Kor also held her handbag for her, which is a great sign of intimacy, as which girl would let a guy who is not close hold her handbag? Inside might be dildos, condoms, contraceptives, knives, pistols, and other assorted stuff. Hell, I don’t even hold handbags for my sisters. But yes, they had reached this stage already.

The general consensus of stages in relationships is:

Msn until 3 in the morning >> Hold hands >> Kiss >> Hold handbag >> 18SX

See what I mean right?

But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

After that, Kayc told me that at the steamboat which I did not attend, they were very sweet, feeding each other and all, and Loong Kor very gentlemanly escorted Cindy to her car when they were going to leave. Good boyfriend right! If it were me I would just give the girl a shove in the general direction of the car. HAH!

Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

Right now, the both of them have given me the green light to write this. With this, I believe they will issue a formal declaration soon, and be listed in our couple hall of fame, to enjoy glory forevermore. The manly Dragon and the pretty Cindy make a striking couple I must add, and both of you owe me a drink for this wonderful article.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

With this, I would like to say that the couple count in CC is steadily increasing, and our thread has been a great success. I should give the credit to our board of directors for summoning meetings:

KayC, Crys, Goonie, and Teng

A round of applause please for the lovely couple!

zstan 367
Kampung2005 283
KVReninem 212
dattebayo 155
skypie 104
Sky222 97
geekster129 92
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PrettyLaidback 74
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AUGUST 2010:
1) Combine Gathering SC & GC
2) BBQ
3) Yamchar

SEPTEMBER 2010

1) Clubbing 3/9/2010
2) Karaoke & Yamchar
3) Mooncake Festival
4) Yumcha - Spaghetti Grill
5) senyii Birthday Party

1. wacky
2. teng
3. dragon
4. cindy
5. kayc
6. lim47
7. gooni3
8. eruannwen

1. Lexa
2. Hammie
3. Teng
4. Wacky
5. Cindy
6. Dragon
7. Lynx
8. Dai lou
9. malaysiaku
10. Sparda
11. Crys
12. KayC
13. Skypie

1)K2002
2)humanfly
3)alexapiggy
4)unknownhammie
5)lim47
6)Zozi
7)LeeteNg
8)Wacky Angel
9)KayCLow
10)Crys_Crys
11)Jacqueline
12)SenYii
-Room arrangements to be updated-

Hey folks, I don't care who the fcuk is you guys now. All I know is I'm the organizer in this Penang trip gathering and I don't give a shit of any misunderstanding between anyone of you, just throw that shit away and enjoy the trip for the sake.

As for the car pool, there will be 3 car going up meeting at my house at 6.45am sharp and 4 car back down. 2 car will be going back for 2 days 1 nights and another 1 car will be going back for 3 days 2 nights. MEET AT MY HOUSE THEN ONLY DECIDE SIT WHOSE CAR.

And as for petrol fees, there will be divide by 3 car by 10 peeps. And for going back, humanfly and clax future diss with Jac later on at the 1st night as you guys tumpang car back. For the other rest of you going for 3 days 2 nights, divide the petrol on your own when back. with 2 car and how many person. SO DONT HAVE TO ARGUE.

And as for hotel, whoever need extra bed, just add on that day itself on the counter.

And for the agenda, I'm sorry to say that I can't follow all the thing listed down there. As if anyone of you would like to party till 1am for the 1st day go ahead because I have to think on the driver's shoes as they gotta wake up early in the morning and drive for the 4 hours sake for safe just to reach us to Penang. And so, we can't follow the agenda all the time, we're not robot, some of us need to rest.

And so, we will be going to the beach on the next day itself than the 1st day. As dragon will be reaching on that day, so I will prefer to go to the beach with no one lack behind.

And as for Crys, I know you say that I didn't plan the agenda at the first place as an organizer. I'm sorry that I make you felt that way I'm that kind of irresponsible person on this earth. But you gotta stand on my side and think how to make an agenda when the time there's still half of them can't confirm their attendance with me? I can't plan things in future like 1 2 months before the trip. Attendance is not ready and some of them with tight budget.

And future more, there will be two DSLR around and so other than eat, camwhore is what we need. So for whoever is camera shy or whatever fcuk, get the shit out of the camera.

As a organizer, it's not easy to be 1. It's like like a long known friends trip or something like this. If I ever planned something with someone dislike on it then I have to change just because of someone? Then forever the trip will be hanging.

So I don't care who the fcuk you guys is, I'm the organizer, just listen the fcuk that I said. Whatever I planned, you wanna go with it or not, up to you. You tak suka, you keluar. I don't have to see anyone of your face to do anything. Don't like me, speak to my face and talk it out. I'm chill and calm. If you're polite to me.

Don't blame on me that I don't come online or what. There's always sms or calls. Gotta understand, woman like me need to work. And I'm pretty sure all of you know that Teng is always busy with work.

I don't fcuking care you guys like the way I talk or not. That's me. I'm straight to the point, I don't like turning round and round. If anyone of you had hard feelings towards anything I says, I sincerely put my apologize here.


Regards,
Teng