Whoah, finally at Garena.
Wonder if they'll move all my skins over.
(probably not)

If I'm going to play on Guhreena, I'm probably going to pick a troll champ (Teemo) and just shroom the whole jungle.
Going to feast on delicious tears when they run into an AP Teemo shroom.

Tank Sivir with Warmogs
Best Sivir

My smurf account just broke free from a 10 game losing streak, so bad players are not just confined to SEA.

All solo queue btw.
Leaver/feeders on my team EVERY GAME, or just really really bad players. Karthus that went 1/1/1, Twitch that kept dying to Kog in mid, feeding Ezreal, feeding GAREN of all characters, never following up when I initiate as tank, never grouping up, always overextending and solo laning, never pushing towers, the list goes on and on and on.
Oh yeah, and the other team is always perfect with all pros or something. Yeesh.

Anyway, I'll probably switch over to Guhrayna just for the low ping and convenience. We should make premades so we won't have to suffer solo queue.

All those games were played in the afternoon.
So much for Riot's INNOVATIVE MATCHMAKING SERVICE THAT always pairs me with bottom feeders.

Just got my beta key too :V
I'll post my nick here so we can do premades rather than hang out with dumb pubbies.

Hope the microtransactions at gheyrena would be cheaper. LoL International is kinda pricey, around 8USD per 6300 IP champ.

That's why you appear late into the teamfight after they've blown all their CC on the tank/other teammates. NEVER INITIATE AS YI/ANY OTHER CARRY, that's the tank/offtank's job. Also, please follow up when the tank initiates. There's a special hell waiting for you morons who all run away at full health when the tank initiates.

I remember playing Teemo once and leading their whole team in a merry-go round in the jungle. They all walked into 5 shrooms I think, Nunu went from half life to 2 blocks left. Then Yi jumped in and killed everyone. PENTAKILL.
Lols were had

*Instalock ashe*
"I mid"
*3 others instalock squishy carries*
"OMG why no tank???"

*Get towerhugged*
"Hey can one of the two ranged in top swap to bottom please"
*No reply*
"Can I at least get a gank?"
*No reply*

*Towerdives a champ at half life*
*Dies*
"OMG U NOOB Y DIDNT YOU HELP ME"

or

*Use CC to help worthless teammate escape, it is now on cooldown*
*He stops running away at 1/6 life to kill enemy*
*Dies*
"OMG NOOB Y DIN U USE UR STUN/SPELL"

Such is life in LoL USA.
I expect it to be much worse in Guhreyna.

I don't play tank anymore in solo queue because no one follows up after you initiate anyway. At least if I pick Tyrn or another non-tank I CAN KILL SOMEONE. Maybe once in a blue moon when the stars and heavens align then you'll get a team that ACTUALLY STICKS TOGETHER.

Don't worry about the opposite team, they're always perfect premades with optimal teamwork no matter what.

Anyway my NA nick is Zephronite, so add me if you wanna duo/triple queue or something.

Free game = Morons by the drove
Anyway, I think they delayed it to Dec 1st so w/e

Activating your beta will just let you play on guhreyna, your NA acc is safe.

Yeah, I was doing decent early and midgame as teemo, then endgame my ping went down the crapper.

Still can't play at gheyrena

Laggy as crap.
Used Malphite's ult, the whole game lagspike froze for like 10 seconds.
Obviously, I died.
Really smooth when it's not lagging though, if that counts for anything.

Met my first moron. Decouvir is his nick.
Kept going HOST HE IS LEAVER KICK KICK
When I tried to explain that i couldn't reconnect because gheyrena was crap and kept failing to connect he just went LIAR I DUN BELIEVE U HOST KICK HIM

2nd day playing and already one moron. Months of playing in NA and not even one. Goes to show you.

Auto-transfer? OMG. NOOO

Posting some SEA game results because I'm bored.
Also did a trollgame with Assasinates.
I went Zil, he went Eve, bombed Eve when she was invis and she walked into the enemy during laning. Repeat.

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You need to unlock her.

I'm pretty sure you're playing on the NA server. Irelia was free last week iirc.
Who's Draco anyway, lol. There's no champ named Draco.

Yeah, they change champ rotation every week.