To increase my chance of winning i do this before playing league matches.

1. Take a short nap
2. Pee
3. Make a cup of green tea for me to drink while playing
4. Turn my phone to silent mode
5. Start SC2

Anyone who burn keyboard and pray b4 playing are hardcore

This post has been edited by cupmee2nd: Oct 9 2010, 04:12 PM

you sir, are hardcore

i watch porn b4 playing league

i lol-ed b4 even coming in to this thread.

epic title.

here are my rituals:
1.pray (Jesus pls guide me and bless me the apm of the mighty Godly hands in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit.
2.watch husky/hd replays so his mighty knowledge would bestow upon me.
3. drink a glass of water.
4.reply in this forum.
5. challenge a person and keep taunting him and calling him noob to increase momentum.

1) turn on computer
2) launch starcraft 2
3) press quick joib
4) think of how to pwn them
5) start pwning

1. Think about kerrigan
2. Swarm every other races

I never knw tht jesus help gamers, i need to change my reli now

I loled at burning joystick. SC2 players should burn keyboard...thats more...in tune with StarCraft.

Cina praying with jostick or jowstick? I forgot wht it is called

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Added on October 9, 2010, 2:46 pmCina praying with jostick or jowstick? I forgot wht it is called

This post has been edited by cupmee2nd: Oct 9 2010, 02:46 PM

LOL!! its called jawstick or jossticks i forgot d...but definitely not JOYSTICKS!!!! burn joysitck per game bankrupt lo XD

btw wat does APM means in the replay?? Attack per minute??

Actions per Minute

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does dat means that how many things is happening during dat minute?? like SCV mining and all??

ahahahhaha JOYstick.. fail!

ACTIONS PER MINUTES

lol thx for the infos=) still new to SC2...

talking bout ritual....perhaps make ur warcry be4 game??=) draw a few war paint on ur face before login

what the f***?

1. Boot up SCII
2. Click multiplayer tab
3. Select 1v1/2v2/3v3/4v4
4. Select Protoss
5. Open the door
6. Get on the floor
7. Everybody walk the dinosaur
8. Click on Find Match
9. ?????
10. Profit!

dude, i und all but wats with walk the dinosaur??

buy lot of cigarette from 7 eleven and play.make sure ur wife is sleeping or try to get her to sleep

jerking off..