Hi everyone,

This is battle report 5:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U&ob=av3e

Saturday Night Fever

Prologue

Several weeks back, I received a call from Teng, she asked me “Do you want to go to G6?”

I was stunned. G6? I had always read of the prestigious G7 in the newspapers, where leaders of the seven leading industrial powers of the world would meet to decide the fate of the world’s economy. Could it be that this was something of the same nature, and that the important people in the world had finally recognized my brilliance and asked me to give my weighty opinions on how the world was being run now?

No, it was a club. FML! Anyway, I did not go at that time because of work commitments, but finally, I went last Saturday along with a huge army of LYN members.

Roasted Pork Belly, and A New Girl

Kayc, Liw, Advin, Skypie, Crys, a new girl and I were sitting down in this Chinese restaurant. The new girl is named (if I spell it correctly) Sherlinx! She was petite and beautiful, and looked so young that I quite worried whether the bouncers would let her into the club or not. I won’t reveal her username here because her inbox might get flooded with messages if I did.

Everyone had eaten except me, so I studied the menu carefully. A dish titled “Roast pork belly with rice” sounded interesting. Unfortunately when it came, it was siew yok. Siew yok cost me RM11. I had been conned.

Pie Incoming

Advin and I went to his car to retrieve the lamb pie he had prepared. He baked it in the shape of a char siew pao, albeit a rather oversized one. The reason was “we tell the club people it’s a birthday pie and they have to let us bring it in.” So we took it from his car, but on the way his expression suddenly changed, as his tummy was causing trouble. So we stopped at the nearest restroom, which happened to cost RM5. It was a luxury one. I held the pie and waited outside while he unloaded inside. I wonder why it was so expensive. Perhaps there were naked female attendants inside to wipe his butt.

Our Full Power

Who came?

Alexa and Hammie
Liw and Kayc
Cindy and Dragon
Guin and (sorry I forgot your name momentarily)

Besides that were Lynx, Crys, Skypie, Experience, Takeshi, Lee Teng, Sherlinx, Goonie, Advin, Goonie’s two friends, Lim47 and Clax. If you came but I did not list you down, please PM and curse me, and I will put you in with smiley faces beside your name.

Note: sorry to everyone whom I forgot your name. I was rather tired then, and the next day I drank a lot at a wedding so my memory is somewhat impaired.

Pie Outgoing

G6 told us that we could not eat pie inside, despite it (supposedly) being a birthday pie. Skypie, Experience and I had to lug it to Teng’s car, which took us nearly half an hour despite it being very near because she kept giving us wrong directions! Anyway I was secretly happy because on the way I kept munching on it.

I believe it is a sign from the gods that there can only be one pie in one place at one time. So, we choose Skypie over lamb pie.

Highlights of the Night

Some rich kid spent RM15,000 to book half the club to celebrate his birthday. What did they give him for the money? A fat guy dressed up as a woman molesting him. I have no clue what possessed him to spend so much money. It could have bought 3,000 Mcvalue Lunch sets. He could have banged a few hookers on Jessica Alba’s level. He could have bought my lousy car 3 times over.

Alexa, Cindy and Teng danced like demons. I will never underestimate them again.

Lynx got her shirt pulled off by two horny girls. Everyone was awed by her muscles. *modified at Lynx's request

I made a song request to the live band. “Love the way you lie”. Not that hard right? I mean, I didn’t ask them to sing Phantom of the Opera or something. But they refused to sing it. What is the meaning of this!

Cindy and Dragon were… never mind. I’m afraid of Dragon Rage.

Epilogue

I heard that Kayc drove through a bunch of haunted buildings while sending someone back. Please applaud her courage!

This post has been edited by sparda: Oct 11 2010, 06:17 PM

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A Dance with Dragons

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

When I first saw Cindy, she was sitting beside Advin in the park on our Midautumn gathering. I thought they were boyfriend and girlfriend then, as all the other couples were sitting together. Little did I realize how wrong I was. For love was in the air that day, but not between the two of them.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:

That day, the first buds of love did blossom between the couple I write off. While Cindy was hanging lanterns on a poor tree, while Dragon was eating and crapping with us, while everyone else was oblivious, they were winking at each other under the moonlight, and heart reached out to touch heart. Of course it could be that they were both horny because of Lynx’s condom shaped lantern, which is my personal theory.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;

I had no idea then that there was the slightest bit of connection between the two of them. Only later, at Cindy’s birthday, did I realize what was going on, as our dear Dragon brought a ton of flowers for her. The bouquet quickly got passed around as a photo prop for the other couples, but the truth began to dawn upon all of us.

Note: I was hoping Exp and the Russian girl would take one together with the flowers; unfortunately she had left by then.

And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;

Later on at G6, they showed up together, danced together and held each other’s waist, bla bla etc. Loong Kor also held her handbag for her, which is a great sign of intimacy, as which girl would let a guy who is not close hold her handbag? Inside might be dildos, condoms, contraceptives, knives, pistols, and other assorted stuff. Hell, I don’t even hold handbags for my sisters. But yes, they had reached this stage already.

The general consensus of stages in relationships is:

Msn until 3 in the morning >> Hold hands >> Kiss >> Hold handbag >> 18SX

See what I mean right?

But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

After that, Kayc told me that at the steamboat which I did not attend, they were very sweet, feeding each other and all, and Loong Kor very gentlemanly escorted Cindy to her car when they were going to leave. Good boyfriend right! If it were me I would just give the girl a shove in the general direction of the car. HAH!

Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

Right now, the both of them have given me the green light to write this. With this, I believe they will issue a formal declaration soon, and be listed in our couple hall of fame, to enjoy glory forevermore. The manly Dragon and the pretty Cindy make a striking couple I must add, and both of you owe me a drink for this wonderful article.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

With this, I would like to say that the couple count in CC is steadily increasing, and our thread has been a great success. I should give the credit to our board of directors for summoning meetings:

KayC, Crys, Goonie, and Teng

A round of applause please for the lovely couple!

Weno and Gooliet

Weno was a girl from one of the most prominent families in KL, and Gooliet was a guy from another rich, old and famous family. The two families hated each other because 10 years ago, the heads of the respective houses had argued over the last piece of dim sum at a banquet. Now all members of both families were forbidden from ever talking to anyone from the other side.

Far away from each other, both Weno and Gooliet had grown up into attractive young people, and each had many admirers. Despite looking like a kid, Weno proved capable of attracting guys of all ages, and Gooliet had captured the hearts of assorted ladies and gays.

One day, they met at a barbecue, organized by the Duke of SC, Dailouadvin. Over the charred meat and mashed potatoes, their eyes met, and sparks flew. Night after night they communicated with each other till near dawn, and the gods of love smiled on them.

Then a threat struck: the dreaded unker, Casanova of forums, tried to strike on the innocent Weno. Yet Gooliet and his bodyguards stood firm around her, and defended her from the handsomeness and buayaness of the infamous unker!

Their love grew through various social events in the city, from going out together to various locations, to holding hands in the toilet. They started being more and more mushy until everyone else wanted to vomit. (but could not because they were holding hands in the toilet).

When the dragons were dancing, the flowers that were given were taken by the couple for photographs, and this photo sealed their love for each other.

Yet there was still the final hurdle: their families hated each other. When all seemed dark and there was no way to solve this; a bomb fell. The mighty creature known as the Tempuramon had come to raze the city and destroy all that we had held dear. At this moment, the dark angel, Sparda, incepted the minds of both familes, telling them “You must put aside your old hatreds to save our city.” So they did, and the dim sum incident was forgotten. Shortly after this, the knight chosen by the gods, Battleteng, drove the evil Tempuramon away, bringing peace to our lands.

And so, they lived happily ever after!

baobei u added me eh, i was thinking very long who was it ahahhaha