Good day people.

Alo Skypie. Been around, midvalley most of last weekend. @,@

How was G6?

Lol. Not today weh. I was there Friday to Sunday. @,@ Eh, you work nearby ah?

Come come number, who knows can drag you out lunch next time. Lol.
Seaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

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Yeap. Been here for quite a while now.

Where did I told you I was? > <

Saturday Night Fever

Prologue

Several weeks back, I received a call from Teng, she asked me “Do you want to go to G6?”

I was stunned. G6? I had always read of the prestigious G7 in the newspapers, where leaders of the seven leading industrial powers of the world would meet to decide the fate of the world’s economy. Could it be that this was something of the same nature, and that the important people in the world had finally recognized my brilliance and asked me to give my weighty opinions on how the world was being run now?

No, it was a club. FML! Anyway, I did not go at that time because of work commitments, but finally, I went last Saturday along with a huge army of LYN members.

Roasted Pork Belly, and A New Girl

Kayc, Liw, Advin, Skypie, Crys, a new girl and I were sitting down in this Chinese restaurant. The new girl is named (if I spell it correctly) Sherlinx! She was petite and beautiful, and looked so young that I quite worried whether the bouncers would let her into the club or not. I won’t reveal her username here because her inbox might get flooded with messages if I did.

Everyone had eaten except me, so I studied the menu carefully. A dish titled “Roast pork belly with rice” sounded interesting. Unfortunately when it came, it was siew yok. Siew yok cost me RM11. I had been conned.

Pie Incoming

Advin and I went to his car to retrieve the lamb pie he had prepared. He baked it in the shape of a char siew pao, albeit a rather oversized one. The reason was “we tell the club people it’s a birthday pie and they have to let us bring it in.” So we took it from his car, but on the way his expression suddenly changed, as his tummy was causing trouble. So we stopped at the nearest restroom, which happened to cost RM5. It was a luxury one. I held the pie and waited outside while he unloaded inside. I wonder why it was so expensive. Perhaps there were naked female attendants inside to wipe his butt.

Our Full Power

Who came?

Alexa and Hammie
Liw and Kayc
Cindy and Dragon
Guin and (sorry I forgot your name momentarily)

Besides that were Lynx, Crys, Skypie, Experience, Takeshi, Lee Teng, Sherlinx, Goonie, Advin, Goonie’s two friends, Lim47 and Clax. If you came but I did not list you down, please PM and curse me, and I will put you in with smiley faces beside your name.

Note: sorry to everyone whom I forgot your name. I was rather tired then, and the next day I drank a lot at a wedding so my memory is somewhat impaired.

Pie Outgoing

G6 told us that we could not eat pie inside, despite it (supposedly) being a birthday pie. Skypie, Experience and I had to lug it to Teng’s car, which took us nearly half an hour despite it being very near because she kept giving us wrong directions! Anyway I was secretly happy because on the way I kept munching on it.

I believe it is a sign from the gods that there can only be one pie in one place at one time. So, we choose Skypie over lamb pie.

Highlights of the Night

Some rich kid spent RM15,000 to book half the club to celebrate his birthday. What did they give him for the money? A fat guy dressed up as a woman molesting him. I have no clue what possessed him to spend so much money. It could have bought 3,000 Mcvalue Lunch sets. He could have banged a few hookers on Jessica Alba’s level. He could have bought my lousy car 3 times over.

Alexa and Cindy danced like demons. I will never underestimate them again.

Lynx got his shirt pulled off by two horny girls. Everyone was awed by his muscles.

I made a song request to the live band. “Love the way you lie”. Not that hard right? I mean, I didn’t ask them to sing Phantom of the Opera or something. But they refused to sing it. What is the meaning of this!

Cindy and Dragon were… never mind. I’m afraid of Dragon Rage.

Epilogue

I heard that Kayc drove through a bunch of haunted buildings while sending someone back. Please applaud her courage!

whats your darling's name?

wah if invited to G14 then mah lagi stun haha

hi, newbie here. morning all =) another lazy working day -___-

who is loong kor?

hello...any1 here? can help me a lil favor?

currentlythe weather is no good rain everyday where got ppl go beach . . . anyway ayam back tomolo

yeah nothing to c better stay at home sleep zzzz
back to msia

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