hey how do i get that cute siggy that dino did for us?

go dai lar i want something like "battle angel sparda" or "crimson slayer sparda" or "dark templar sparda" etc

I'm gonna do a mini battle report here. Not my own experience, my friend told me this.

I have a certain bunch of rather colorful friends. One of them is fond of visiting brothels in Klang, and he is quite familiar with the mainland China girls who reside there. From time to time he patronizes them, but quite often he does sohai things like going there to just "see see only", when he does that he passes from room to room, pinching and looking then moving on.

There was this day when he brought another 3 friends of mine to make his window shopping rounds. So when they had window shopped a few ladies, the furious brothel personnel stopped them, as they were obstructing business. The personnel said vehemently that my friends at least had to do one round of business or else they would not be let go. Fearing parangs and other unknown threats, they had to comply. They nominated one of my friends who has never sampled the pleasure of paying for satisfaction before.

So then, he was stuck in the room with a mainland lady. He was not very good in Mandarin, luckily they could still communicate through body language.

The first step was the bathroom. She removed all her attire then removed his as well, then they proceeded to turn on the water, with which she washed him as clean as a baby. She scrubbed him up and down, left and right, practically everywhere. The reason she was so meticulous was the next step.

She licked him. All over. Even the a**hole. Not sure why people would pay for that, but well, to each his own.

After that, she put some ice in her mouth and proceeded to suck the lillipop. This is the ancient Chinese move called "seven times ice and fire assault", and according to him it was heaven on earth.

Finally they did the standard thing, and it was over, he put his clothes back on and made his exit.

Total damages were 140.

I wonder how I heard your name that way as well!

ty kayc! i knew it wasnt working but if i put it there long enough someone would correct me!

wen, i thank you from the depths of my heart. you can call in private or skype i dont mind but dont ruin my image here ok!

unker, judging from our respective age groups, i think you would have a better chance of knowing her than us haha

zs, i meant her age is closer to yours than ours, so you would have a better chance of knowing her or her friends.

I only see OL's nowadays hahahhahaa

kv, that one you must ask senyii. i don't dare to answer here ahhaha

From my assessment of gundam I think he likes the big boob type

This post has been edited by sparda: Sep 29 2010, 09:47 AM

ooh? sorry then, i retract my statement hahhahaha

gundam which area are you staying in?

this sophialogy girl just looks weird in a way... like her features are slightly out of place

gundam, ipoh should have alot of lenglui what!

aiyo u all say like this i also feel very sad. now my workplace all the girls also older than me

the poor ones are too busy staying alive to complain.

like me in the past too!

should come unless overtime super late

its cos my spirit aura is so overwhelming that the sig cant even move or change color

wen i tot tmr u nt coming?

bring the other two girls in ur facebook as well lar

u are now officially confirmed as no 5.0

no need the two girls already lar!