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can help me ask her how she die? 

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meh today i Icon day

why she die one     

driill:

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I'm gonna do a mini battle report here. Not my own experience, my friend told me this.

I have a certain bunch of rather colorful friends. One of them is fond of visiting brothels in Klang, and he is quite familiar with the mainland China girls who reside there. From time to time he patronizes them, but quite often he does sohai things like going there to just "see see only", when he does that he passes from room to room, pinching and looking then moving on.

There was this day when he brought another 3 friends of mine to make his window shopping rounds. So when they had window shopped a few ladies, the furious brothel personnel stopped them, as they were obstructing business. The personnel said vehemently that my friends at least had to do one round of business or else they would not be let go. Fearing parangs and other unknown threats, they had to comply. They nominated one of my friends who has never sampled the pleasure of paying for satisfaction before.

       

So then, he was stuck in the room with a mainland lady. He was not very good in Mandarin, luckily they could still communicate through body language.

The first step was the bathroom. She removed all her attire then removed his as well, then they proceeded to turn on the water, with which she washed him as clean as a baby. She scrubbed him up and down, left and right, practically everywhere. The reason she was so meticulous was the next step.

She licked him. All over. Even the a**hole. Not sure why people would pay for that, but well, to each his own.

After that, she put some ice in her mouth and proceeded to suck the lillipop. This is the ancient Chinese move called "seven times ice and fire assault", and according to him it was heaven on earth.

Finally they did the standard thing, and it was over, he put his clothes back on and made his exit.

Total damages were 140.

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