1. The Iron Chef

Lord Advin outdid himself today with an array of sumptuous dishes, including salmon and lamb pan-fried to perfection, aromatic roast chicken, little rolls of noodles cooked with meat slices and spices, mashed potatoes and salad as well as kiwifruit and strawberries drenched in heavenly chocolate. The only thing lacking was his trademark pizza, but with the other dishes present, who could blame him? In short, the food was wonderful. There were very large bananas in the house, which were regarded by Alexa with a mixture of shock and delight. Goonie and Wen took turns to feed each other. Cindy was flouncing around to talk to everyone so I am not sure whether she ate enough or not. Skypie was stuffing himself with two huge pieces of lamb.
2. From Russia, With Love

One of Cindy's guests was a tall, slim Russian girl. After she chatted with us for a short while, Experience took over while we went into the house.

*Exp, your battle report comes in here.
3. To present the Present

Crys and Kayc had bought a elegant pendant for the birthday girl, and all of us had chipped in. We had to try to write on the birthday card which came with the gift, but not let Cindy find out about it at all. To achieve this task, we ran all around the house avoiding her, even locking her out of her room. I had to hide in the bathroom with the card when she barged into the room. Don't worry Cindy, I didn't look at your bras and what not. When she was distracted for a moment, I rushed to Hammie's car and hid the present inside, during which Hammie and I saw a couple in the car beside us performing a blowjob. Finally we had all written on the card, and we presented the card and gift to her outside the house, beneath the night sky. She was very touched. We all had a photo session after that. Teng was jumping up and down as usual, Alexa telling us about her remarkable ambitions, Kayc and Liew observing as usual, and the others crapping in general. Hammie looked tired as well, I think I know why.
4. Say it with Flowers

Enter the dragon with a large bunch of flowers. He stuffed it into Cindy's hands and we were all awestruck by his gentlemanliness. Cindy was smiling so wide I think a banana could fit in. We passed the flowers around for photographing purposes, and I must say this:

LOONG KOR YOU OWN!
5. The girl who is indeed a girl

Cindy's cute friend came. HER NAME IS NOT RICHIE IT IS JACQUELINE.  A thousand apologies for this. She is an authentic girl, and if anyone was led to believe that she was a guy due to my mixup of names in the last report, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that I opened this mini section for her. Jacqueline I would like a milo ice for this special care, thanks!.
6. The missing feline

Kitty we all missed you. But we realize you have greater things to do, and so, we wished you luck,, knowing that you were with us in spirit.