http://www.cracked.com/article_18763_5-ins...l-sport_p1.html
parents giving off /face wwwwwwwwwwwww
oh and wait till you see page 2
Starcraft 2 facts.html, lold
Starcraft 2 facts.html, lold
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Sep 19 2010, 03:08 AM, updated 16y ago
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http://www.cracked.com/article_18763_5-ins...l-sport_p1.html
parents giving off /face wwwwwwwwwwwww oh and wait till you see page 2 |
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Sep 19 2010, 12:44 PM
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and i LOLed very hard at the end of fact, right below the nerdy picture of IdRa.
his bad mouth and his picture doesnt match at all. lol. QUOTE ![]() At this point I regret the gallon of ice cream I consumed because while I could never match these guys in actions-per-minute, I think I could probably, as a 5'4" woman, literally snap them in half. This post has been edited by thejols: Sep 19 2010, 12:46 PM |
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Sep 19 2010, 01:24 PM
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lmao. nice one.
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Sep 19 2010, 04:37 PM
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not to mention that APM video...
"uninstalled sc from hdd" wwwwwwwwww |
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This is good shit.
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Sep 19 2010, 06:25 PM
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I like how you name this thread wrongly
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Sep 19 2010, 06:35 PM
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i am more interested on the chicks on page 2
second left looks delicious |
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Sep 19 2010, 06:39 PM
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Sep 19 2010, 08:16 PM
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LOL @ Idra
even though I personally feel that Terrans are a very strong* race; I don't rage at ppl for choosing Terran. *Overpowered |
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Sep 19 2010, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE(MYNAMEISJASON @ Sep 19 2010, 06:25 PM) well enlighten me then? wwwwwwwwAdded on September 19, 2010, 8:54 pm QUOTE(fujkenasai @ Sep 19 2010, 06:39 PM) im gonna guess that, and licensed/contracted pro This post has been edited by Quazacolt: Sep 19 2010, 08:54 PM |
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Sep 19 2010, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE You can probably see now why Koreans and other StarCraft pros are so nervous about StarCraft 2. After almost 12 years of playing the same exact game and working out their little strategies and gambits, it feels almost as set in stone as chess. Imagine becoming a chess grandmaster and suddenly being told to throw it all away because they've come up with a Chess 2. Backwards-moving pawns! Bishops that can teleport! Elevated squares! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! I like this |
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Sep 19 2010, 10:03 PM
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good read!!!
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Sep 20 2010, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE(Quazacolt @ Sep 19 2010, 08:53 PM) well enlighten me then? wwwwwwww Its actually starcraft broodwar facts if you didn't notice, the writer is actually a lady from teamliquid that decided to write on her passion on brood war pro-gaming. Added on September 19, 2010, 8:54 pm im gonna guess that, and licensed/contracted pro If you didn't know that in starcraft 1, you need to take a test called courage if you are new to the scene (and its whopping hard cause all the players are at least somewhere above TLO's broodwar standard which is B+ and a regular 1000 point diamond player is actually only D+ on ICCUP) just to get a license. Without a license, you'll never get to go pro. Despite being known as the otter terran, nada is actually.... » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « This post has been edited by MYNAMEISJASON: Sep 20 2010, 01:47 AM |
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Sep 20 2010, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE(MYNAMEISJASON @ Sep 20 2010, 01:38 AM) Its actually starcraft broodwar facts if you didn't notice, the writer is actually a lady from teamliquid that decided to write on her passion on brood war pro-gaming. go to article, ctrl + f starcraft 2.If you didn't know that in starcraft 1, you need to take a test called courage if you are new to the scene (and its whopping hard cause all the players are at least somewhere above TLO's broodwar standard which is B+ and a regular 1000 point diamond player is actually only D+ on ICCUP) just to get a license. Without a license, you'll never get to go pro. Despite being known as the otter terran, nada is actually.... » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « and quite honestly, you need to l2humor. but hey, who am i kidding right? sc = srsbisnes and sc1 > sc2 aye? |
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Sep 20 2010, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE(Quazacolt @ Sep 20 2010, 01:59 AM) go to article, ctrl + f starcraft 2. what ctrl + f starcraft 2, its pretty darn obvious this article is a brood war article even the picture of Idra which shows that he was training broodwar at Korea at the time (wearing the estro uniform), and I'm pretty sure that I'll never lose a 1 v 1 to you neither in broodwar and SC2, then again the sucky battle.net 2.0 does not allow us to play with each other and quite honestly, you need to l2humor. but hey, who am i kidding right? sc = srsbisnes and sc1 > sc2 aye? |
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Sep 20 2010, 02:27 AM
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QUOTE(MYNAMEISJASON @ Sep 20 2010, 02:14 AM) what ctrl + f starcraft 2, its pretty darn obvious this article is a brood war article even the picture of Idra which shows that he was training broodwar at Korea at the time (wearing the estro uniform), and I'm pretty sure that I'll never lose a 1 v 1 to you neither in broodwar and SC2, then again the sucky battle.net 2.0 does not allow us to play with each other kewl, now that you ran outta arguments you proceeded to flex at how awesome you are at sc1 (note that many of us, and yes, me, in case you didnt realize do not care that much about) and sc2 where you're so confident of after beating me in a ZvZ once. cuz you know, i simply despise playing zerg, again, in case you did not know after i have mentioned to you (and even so the ending score was not even that far apart rofl.)lets just say you can STILL own me on my protoss. im not sure about you, but i dont think theres much to be proud of when i am a platinum solo player which, dun dun dun, is lower than diamond wow! ps: had i been as serious as i was during my WoW days, lets just say i would TOTALLY take you up on your antics. wwwww |
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Sep 20 2010, 02:32 AM
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Ermm ni point argue here?
By the way i do think the article is about starcraft 2, the article is still new, the author is not going to write an article on BC while there is sc2 rite? QUOTE First of all, StarCraft came out in 1998, and StarCraft 2 just came out--mildly interesting to you or me, but a life-changing event for a bunch of Koreans. QUOTE You can probably see now why Koreans and other StarCraft pros are so nervous about StarCraft 2. After almost 12 years of playing the same exact game and working out their little strategies and gambits, it feels almost as set in stone as chess. Imagine becoming a chess grandmaster and suddenly being told to throw it all away because they've come up with a Chess 2. Backwards-moving pawns! Bishops that can teleport! Elevated squares! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! QUOTE After trying his hand as a poker pro, Patry got a real job or something, and now has come full circle to throwing his hat back in the ring with StarCraft 2. He's a creaky old 28 now, so this is probably going to go the way of Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. |
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Sep 20 2010, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE(akira de aimbuster @ Sep 20 2010, 02:32 AM) Ermm ni point argue here? haiyah, ady told him to ctrl f ady. why do it for him?By the way i do think the article is about starcraft 2, the article is still new, the author is not going to write an article on BC while there is sc2 rite? regardless, applause on your effort ^^; |
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Sep 20 2010, 02:57 AM
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well good at playing doesnt mean good at read and understanding wall of text
WTB second girl from left please This post has been edited by skincladalien: Sep 20 2010, 02:57 AM |
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Sep 20 2010, 03:30 AM
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Ermm ni point argue here?
By the way i do think the article is about starcraft 2, the article is still new, the author is not going to write an article on BC while there is sc2 rite? The first point states: QUOTE The Koreans have 12 professional StarCraft teams with top players making fat six-figure salaries. Even the average pro gamer makes more than the average Korean. Not only do Korean pro gamers rake in the dough, but also national attention. [b]120,000 people gathered live in a stadium to watch a 2005 StarCraft championship--over 40K more than attended the Super Bowl that year. Do SC2 progamers earn six figure salaries? And if you had any doubt that Korea as a nation takes this seriously, note that the Korean Air Force actually started their own gaming team so that top players wouldn't have to stop playing when the joined the military for their compulsory two-year service. The team doesn't usually do very well in the leagues since most of the players are ancient greybeards at an average age of 27, but I bet they'd still kick most non-Korean asses. Does the korean air force play SC2? No. Do SC2 gamers earn 6 figure saleries every month?No. The 2nd point states: QUOTE The first big star to go East was Grrr (Guillaume Patry), a Canadian. He moved to Korea at age 18 in the early years of StarCraft, and was a pioneer in developing strategies and whatever, winning things left and right, until time passed (like one year) and this new generation of damn kids studying the strategies of the old schoolers rose up and usurped their elders. I'm pretty sure you have no idea who this guy is, don't you SC2 fans? He was the only foreigner that won a starleague before at 1999 after brood war was launched. 3rd point states about BW progaming houses: QUOTE They get up to that speed by first being born with a Rain Man-like perfect storm of genetics and then training for a minimum of 10 hours a day, six days a week. Teams actually live together in barrack-like quarters, though of course they separate Protoss, Zerg and Terran players into separate rooms. Naturally. This would apply to both brood war and sc2, except in bw the coach smacks you if you don't train hard enough.So, if you think you know some crazy StarCraft players, consider there are millions of Koreans whiling away all their free time in PC baangs playing match after match of StarCraft and they're not good enough for the pros. Only 300 lucky nerds are licensed pros--yes, you have to be licensed. They have a draft too, seriously. 4th point states: QUOTE Don't get me wrong, I've got a thing for scrawny game-playing nerds myself. I'm just saying--and I'm sure you'll agree--that maybe they should show a little skin to earn that heartthrob status. I mean, look at that. It's like every player has to be buttoned right up the neck every time they take a photo. Grrr on the right there is even wearing a damned parka. (Canadians.) Despite all that, top players like Lim Yo-Hwan come back from matches to find their team van covered with messages from girls (hopefully) saying things like "Lim Yo-Hwan, I'm yours, I belong to you," and "Marry me, Lim Yo-Hwan." This somewhat disturbing blog post about a player named Bisu (Kim Taek Yong) is probably not unique, and is likely a direct result of him showing a little skin as I advised: I know, what is wrong with these girls, right? Reach (Park Jung Suk) is clearly much more handsome. 5th point is basically talking all about firebathero being a show off and idra being a ragequiter Did the entire article even mention a single korean starcraft 2 player? No. This post has been edited by MYNAMEISJASON: Sep 20 2010, 03:33 AM |
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