what i learned in SC2

1) cheese is not a food, dont care what your grandmother said otherwise
2) computer games is better then having 2 girls sleeping next to you.
3) My wife is a super saiya; i can simply trigger it by overtime SC2.
4) I sucks in multi tasking;
5) Pro gamer are 5 humans fused into one by aliens.
6) 99% SC2 gamers are boys.  The 1% are married women in korea.
7) I need to migrate to mexico so some alien can fuse me up
8) I reincarnated from a farm chicken, that is why my offense strategy always ended up with a turtle fortress.