#5, 19:53~

"You still haven't answered me."
"......"
Answer, huh.
I'm sure she is talking about that.
"Um, Senjougahara. About that, I..."
"Let me say it beforehand, Araragi-kun. I hate those type of love comedy that you know the main characters will become couple at the end but only drag the story along with half-hearted 'more than friend, less than lovers' development."
"Is that so..."
"Even more, I also hate sports manga that the main character will surely win at the end, but drag the story along with 1 vs 1 match for a year or battle manga that last boss will surely be defeated anyway but spent the whole story on never-ending filler battles."
"Did you just denied all shoujo/shonen manga in existence?!"
"So, what will you do?"

#5, 21:26~

"Even I said so, Araragi-kun."
"Huh?"
"If Araragi-kun reject this request, I will kill you and escape."
"Isn't you just a murderer?! You have to die too!"
"I'm that serious."
"Ah, is that so..."

#5, 21:55~

"Well, Senjougahara. Can I have a condition?"
"What is that? Want to observe me waxing for one week?"
"I'm sure that is the worst line you've even spoken until now!"

- Mayoi was the snail!? ... I get the feeling that I got it coming. I mean, I can see Mayoi as a snail - visually imagined - when I see her with the backpack.
- Holy, Senjougahara never fails to amuse me - even her love confession feels so right out of the bat that I did not see that coming, and hadn't I paid attention to the whole episode I wouldn't see it coming either.
- Next episode: OMFG etc, it's gonna be the self-proclaimed lesbo's Suruga Monkey arc next.