We need more MILFs in DA2

Ahehehehehe.

Even the dragons in Baldur's Gate 2 gave up their flight advantage haha.

Maybe all these dragons are feeling charitable and want to give us poor mortals a chance to have some fun.

Hey if you can have homosexual sex scenes, anything is possible. I'd hit it.

Yeah, apart from that I also like her personality and the fact that she is an apostate. I find apostates very sexy

This post has been edited by Enclave Recruit: Mar 1 2011, 09:57 AM

Yeah, because the game has considerably less dialogue in it hence the smaller size of megabytes. Or maybe the devs were lazy and made a shorter game compared to DAO. They know people will still buy the game anyway.

Christ son, its action to the max!! If you envision this game as Mass Effect with swords, then its all good. Just like Oblivion with guns haha.

This post has been edited by Enclave Recruit: Mar 5 2011, 12:07 PM

For today's standards, that's actually quite decent.

But if you compare with the gems of the yesteryear, e.g. Baldur's Gate 2 which was really long (250 hours side quests included if I'm not mistaken), then you'd be disappointed.

The remedy to your problem - Apply for annual leave

OR....you can pretend to be sick and take MC haha.

Boys and girls

Repeat after me

Mass Effect with swords...Mass Effect with swords...Mass Effect with swords

Let me answer the second one for you.

You can engage in an incestuous relationship with Bethany


May the Maker have mercy on your soul.


Hey, if you can convince Loghain to have sex with Morrigan haha, anything is possible

This post has been edited by Enclave Recruit: Mar 5 2011, 10:58 PM

Hitler rants about Dragon Age 2. Watch it only if you are bored haha.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_OTLZOQsU



The Fuhrer shares the same opinion with most of us here hehe.

This post has been edited by Enclave Recruit: Mar 6 2011, 03:12 AM

I'm can't seem to activate DA2.

I keep getting Microsoft Visual C++ Runtime error

HELLLPPPPPP!!

Ok, apart from the horrendous camera, my other gripe would be the usage of certain powerful items which is restricted only to Hawke alone. Grrrrrrr

And I can't change Bethany's attire. I find her clothes too modest...

DA2 feels kinda rushed. Now I know why its only 5 GB compared to DA:O's enormous 10 GB. Initially, I thought the geniuses at Bioware had competently compressed all the supposed awesomeness into a small package haha.

I truly miss DA:O's myriad and distinct locations (e.g. Orzammar, Redcliffe village, Denerim). In DA2, I keep going back to the same places no thanks to the whole game taking place in one location which kinda reminds me of Oblivion's identical caves and dungeons.

As for combat, what's up with respawning foes. After killing a group of bandits, another group appears out of nowhere lol. Furthermore, players were given the freedom to customize companions' apparels in DA:O but its now restricted to Hawke alone. Moreover, the camera is atrocious. I'd like to lynch the person who decided to change the camera perspective to strictly 3rd person. No wonder Flemeth didn't even bother to fly to Kirkwall, it seriously stinks.



I will end my rant by presenting a picture of Bethany cheekily trying to grab Fenris' testicles in the Chantry haha. Maker's breath!



This post has been edited by Enclave Recruit: Mar 13 2011, 04:51 PM

Well to be fair, DA2 does have its merits. They've toned down the mage's crowd control and nuke spells a couple of notches to make the class less of a juggernaut of destruction and made the warrior a lot more powerful rather than just a useless sponge soaking up damage. Combat is faster and bloody satisfying albeit somewhat easier (playing on hard difficulty btw).

I like Bethany so a sibling as a companion is a breath of fresh air. There's relatively more emotional attachment this time around. Furthermore, Varric is nice to have around because he's certainly very competent in bullshitting his way through in conversations haha. Damn scoundrel heh.

This post has been edited by Enclave Recruit: Mar 13 2011, 07:04 PM

The Revenant in DA2 is like a pus**. Easily vanquished even on nightmare.

I remember in DAO, I used to tremble at the sight of a Revenant with its fearsome big ass blade and devastating "tractor beam" ability. The most effective method to kill them is to spam hex spells and run around a lot haha. Now that is not necessary.

This post has been edited by Enclave Recruit: Mar 19 2011, 01:23 PM

I used to save after stumbling across phylacteries knowing that a Revenant will arise and wreck havoc haha. It was only one Revenant against a party of 4 and that was more than enough.

As for the Rage Demons, just stun them and they will go nowhere. They are very susceptible to Winter's Grasp and any cold damage.

Fenriss freaks me out with his hand into the body trick.

When a gay can do that, you'd best be cautious.

You'll be spending most of your time in Kirkwall. Welcome to the suck my Ferelden brethren. Enjoy your stay.

Beware of respawning foes. Their annoyance will break you muahaha.

It is supposed to enlighten those who wish to know more about the lore of the game. You would appreciate the game a little bit more if you knew about the story behind each character or the various locations frequently mentioned in the game.

But if you don't want to read it, its fine too haha.

Finally killed the so-called High Dragon. I missed it in my first playthrough.

Like the game, the High Dragon is also pretty meh.

One tank to distract and 2 ranged (Sebastian and Varric) can easily kill it. The fourth guy (Fenris) only watched haha.

In DAO, it was run for your f***** lives, its a DRAGOOOOONNNNNN!!!! Now, its....meh

Here's a screenshot of Hawke plunging his blade into the meh dragon.