@Josh_M: Lock slider switch or the screen slide? If lock slider, it might be that the switch is faulty. I get that too, but it might just be the fact that it's kinda hard to slide properly with the Otterbox in place.

Sigh, I really miss my Kyureii right about now. The seven one, it's predictive text and ucweb is fine and all, but nothing beats microb and that fine full qwerty for optimal mobile web consumption.

Step 1 open your computer browser example firefox,internet explorer,chrome and etc
Step 2 Go to www.google.com
Step 3 type your question or keywords example What is microb or what is debian
Step 4 Hit Search
Step 4 You will be amaze what type of information will just suddenly appear out of no where
Step 5 

rule of thumb, you dont need to use it if you dont know what it stands for.

haha i am trying to help by teaching how to use google.com to search information on nokia n900. I agree with u if its not found on google pls ask so we can brainstorm to learn something new

Spoonfeeding. He open mouth wait ppl to feed haha.
Even without me googling i know the answer already there because those are very common questions