NOKIA N900 VS IPHONE JOKES Created specially for iphone fanboys
(1) Joke 1» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
Now you guys should know why I really hate to talk things with iPhone fans.
Usually this is how the discussion will be:
iPhone user : N900 not responsive like iPhone wei.It's not good as iPhone overall.
N900 user : I had to admit N900 isn't perfect.But there somethings that this phone does better.etc ect.
iPhone user : Don't care.N900 still sucks.iPhone x1000 better.
Source super_evil_alien http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...post&p=34515645 (2) Joke 2» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
iPhone user : We have great facebook app that allow us to browse facebook very well.
N900 user:Who need shitty app when you can open the real thing with full fledged browser?
Source: User super_evil_alien signature
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tak habis-habis Iphone..hahaha..
why no nexus one..sikit-sikit Iphone..overated..overprice..over-useless-app..can't change battery..have to jailbreak..
wanna flame n900 ka?want to say its n900 faults that u can't fully utilise it?
N900 is a step further in TECHNOLOGY..having an internet tablet with phone capabilities..not like other phones which "mobile phone with basic internet/computer thing"..
comparing Iphone with N900 is like comparing an APPLE with DURIAN..
giv an apple to a kid..they'll start eating it..chewing it..play with it..thats Iphone..totally straight forward.
giv a durian to a kid..they'll start to cry..coz if they get it wrong to open it,the duri2 will cucuk you..so,this is when they give up..but they dont know how sedapppp can the durian be..durian can make BUBUR DURIAN..TEMPOYAK..durian also can CRUSH APPLE..
so basically....why would you go through a hard way in learning N900 if u can't appreciate its capabilities..so u're better off with iphone which is straightforward..unlike N900..u HAVE TO LEARN! but that's the best thing..u learn..u learn u learn..it never ends..there's always something new about N900 everyday..the scripts..the codings..the xterm command...the USEFUL application..and so on..
so, why don't u Iphone fanboys start a thread..iphone vs n900..
owh yea..new users,pls read the first post for valuable information..aspire has put up a lot of work there..i know its a pain to follow the thread everyday..but really...the first page has a very good information for every new users..
Source: one1002 http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...post&p=34514176 (4) Joke 4» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
Talk about over-protection, recently my colleague told me that his brother bought iPhone and argued that his pictures taken was better my friend's N86. Wahaha, that's a big joke.
In short, when you're crazy over a brand, everything is good. even the MONO speaker sound nice and is the best. WAKAKA rclxm9.gif
They say LOVE is blind, but "CRAZY" over something is worst...
Source Andy214 http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...post&p=34516891 (5) Joke 5» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
Simple task Iphone should do and N900 does
I want to send a mp3 file over bluetooth ... oh wait ... i can´t
I want to download a file from a webpage to keep it on my cellphone... oh wait... I can´t
I want to attach a MP3 file to an email so I can send it to my friends.... oh wait... I can´t
I want to make a SIP call from my phone ... oh wait .... I can, but I have to open the SIP software before...
I want to make a video call to my friends computer .... Oh wait... my friend has to have an Iphone 4g ...
I want to have another browser I don´t like mine ... oh wait... I can´t
I have an "non 3g Ipad" and I want to connect to the internet through my iphone... oh wait ... I can´t
I want use my iphone as a 32 or 16gb Pen Drive... oh wait ... I can´t
I want to customize my desktop to my needs ... oh wait... I can´t and my grandpa´s iphone Is almost the same config as mine...
I want widgets so I can quicky access essencial Info... oh wait ... I can´t
I want to see the adress of one company but their site is made in flash technology... oh wait ... I can´t
I only want to be online everytime it detects wifi, my carrier doesn´t have a great data plan... oh wait... I can´t
I want to be able to delete data from the phone memory... oh wait ... I can´t, have to do it from Itunes...
I want to play videos on my phone without having to convert them... oh wait... I can´t
I need subtitles on my videos ... oh wait... I can´t
A friend on mine wants to see jizzhut or porntube videos online ... he can´t ... and he shouldn´t...
i want to listen this new song in my car stereos, no wait I cant, I dont have fm sender.
I want to buy my phone unlocked without a contract... oh wait ... I can´t
I want to be always chat available online with gtalk, msn, facebook, work jabber server, skype, aim, and yahoo... oh wait ... I can´t
I want to use syncml for my integrated calendar and tasks and notes... oh wait ... I can´t
I want to ssh into my phone to transfer music or files on or off....iCant
Source http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=55603&page=6 (6) Joke 6» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
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Steve Jobs : Nothing wrong with the product.You're holding it the wrong way.
iPhone user : Whatever you say,boss.
if it's Nokia or others
Nokia/Others : Nothing wrong with the product.You're holding it the wrong way.
iPhone user : Your product sucks.
Source: super_evil_alien http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...post&p=34661130 This post has been edited by aspire2oo6: Jun 29 2010, 05:11 PM