Ohhh f***, John Dykes gone?! Now I have to mute the half-time analysis. That Andrew Leci is the most obnoxious SOB on TV in a long, long time.

Admittedly, I haven't been following any football news since Inter lifted the Champions League but news that John Dykes has left the EPL is sad. He's the face of Astro's EPL coverage. I'll be happy if McMahon stays if it means I do without Andrew Leci. Please, for the love of God, drop Andrew Leci. He's like the male Stephanie Meyer of hosting. He's diabolical!

And if Astro ever stop getting SkySports feed, I'll unsubscribe the sports package and just listen to BFM 89.9.