Err no disrespect to your T-Sub.. but I have to disagree with your 'guarantee 100% with no exception' statement here. I agree size is a HUGE factor in most fights (smaller fs usually run during the stancing phase) but I seriously doubt this is the case for normal strong willed fs or chopsters. So I say got exception and not 100% our T-Bha will lose.

Give you example of my small sized flowerpot few years back..

Flowerpot (left) vs Ranger (right) - Winner Flowerpot

Flowerpot (top) vs Wind (bottom) - Winner Flowerpot

It was only during the 3rd consecutive fight did flowerpot lost.. again against a bigger FS

Flowerpot (top) vs Lim Chu Kang (bottom) - Winner Lim Chu Kang

Still, thank you for assisting Ura in bringing the T-Sub over here in SG so we can see them first hand

About all these longest fight.. no time to read all the arguments provided by different bros, but all that matters to me is this is simply the best FS fight eva!! Small vs big again

Pincer(left) vs Bullet(right) - Bullet won.. but I think we know which FS truly won our hearts

If you've got a similar video between 2 male T-Subs please post for us to appreciate Xarms

This post has been edited by Krauser: Sep 10 2011, 09:01 PM

I LOL'ED at this ^. Anyways thanks for the invite yesterday bro, but I couldn't attend coz of son's birthday lunch. To make it easier due to my unpredictable schedule, I'll sms you or whomever is available when I'm ready for 'benchmarking' .

At the moment, looks like have to rebuild team slowly again using Specimen A as a benchmark. The chopsters have begun to rapidly age as usual .

Lastly a belated Happy New Year to all FS bros.

This post has been edited by Krauser: Jan 3 2012, 02:38 PM

Bro, was it me? but unfortunately based on my own experience and what I observed of other bro's chopsters, this is generally true. BUT.. in memory, there was an exception.. the legendary Transformer. He was kept alive for a good 4mths long after he converted to partial chop by Bro Koppao. Maybe you can ask him for tips..

Also my own further observation seems to indicate that if it's a kop-pow and not a sup-pow, still active with sticky legs, good eyesight and doesn't drink much water, he's still in good shape and should be able to last as long as normal FS. But my sample size for this observation is still too small for this finding to be conclusive Some examples.. FUBAR is exhibiting the characteristics I mentioned above but then he just converted on New Year's eve during our Simei meet. Blaze, another one of my bigger sized kop-pow long time ago also the same and lasted almost 2.5mths. SNAFU the sup-pow in the Simei meet however, rapidly aged after New Year, and I have since released him.

Perhaps you can limit LOL's exposure to fights i.e. selectively choose to fight him only with real contenders, thats what Koppao did with Transformer. He should be treated as a seeded warrior IMO based on his size and past records. A bit 'sayang' to let him loose on unproven fighters, worse still if they turn out to be chopsters in disguise and accelerate his ageing in the process.

This post has been edited by Krauser: Jan 10 2012, 07:36 PM

Mr Utility Sir, thanks for your positive comments. Would like to clear up the confusion regarding the FS KO. You see, Ricky's team is like Manchester City full of superstars whereas my team is like 1 league lower. Halfway through the matches, Ricky's 2 FS namely KO and Simon Blowing Snow put up a transfer request due to insufficient play time as they can't even break through Ricky's first XI. My depleted team full of ageing FS/ chopsters was only too glad to take them in on a free transfer with the blessing of their Manager Sir Ricky.

And indeed, my substitute Dark Horse put up a surprising performance coming right off the bench at half time to save me face.. phew

Oh yes, looking forward to the youth players on loan from Sir Ura to be promoted to the senior team and based on those photos.. NICE!. They'll probably end up as free transfers as well

This post has been edited by Krauser: Jan 16 2012, 08:06 PM

I LOL'ed at this while on the way to work in the train this morning Thanks Bro for lighting up my Monday

WTF! Finally managed to crack my own password to this goddamn forum after not visiting in for so long.. am getting old Anyways I didn't login to make new friends - so to my old 'nemesis' Mr. Exspiderking.

Wazzup with picking durians and posing beside dead fishes with your fancy shades like G-Dragon yo? what did I hear you say? trying to get into the next Katy Perry video?! You're exspiderking FFS! Remember this?

I haven't forgotten and have been plotting vengeance! So have a taste of your own medicine my old friend and let's make next month a December to Dismember! Didn't Ricky tell you I inject my FS with steroids now? YEAAA STEROIDS MAN!

Bring it on. Get in on. Bang the gong!

WTF!? you catch spiders before?! Seriously?? 7 legged "first king"? Hallucinate much??

27 Nov 2013... 12.30 P.M Farkin hot sia..

It's the day of reckoning.. day when Krauser's Krew will be challenged by Evan's Big 3. My lineup was:

1. Stormrider (reigning champion)
2. Bane (newly caught specially reserved to torment Randy should he accepts my challenge issued earlier)
3. Spongebob (biggest but lamest)
4. Quality Assessor (spar cum FS tester)

What I didn't expect was for Jong to turn up with Roto (Ricky's ex Lampao) and Ura brought along Tamaro.. SOoooo... it will be Krauser's Krew vs the world No matter.. we've overcome this untenable situation before and prevailed Hadn't Tamaro beaten Roto before and Stormrider subsequently defeated Tamaro?. Furthermore Roto looked half dead back then probably due to Ricky feeding him the Durians he picked with Randy & gang. no big shit I thought to myself and I was more worried about Evan and his Big 3 since this is the first time meeting.. boy.. was I in for a big surprise.

We all linked up with Evan and he proceeded to give us a tour of his 'private spot'. Along the way, I walked behind the group to admire the various scenery (OLs walking to lunch with their translucent tops getting wet with their sweat in the midday sun ).. We soon reached his private spot and I got disappointed that the OLs have been replaced by Banglas sleeping by the side of the road.. But luckily, the scenery (nature this time) was captivating and I can't help flipping some leaves and was excited to discover small BUs





Jong started to get impatient and insisted for the matches to start which was opened by him proudly displaying Roto.. I confirmed it's the same spider.. bluish black with super long arms.. but this time it seems more energetic rather than stoned back then when Ricky 1st showed us. It was zipping and jumping all over the place. Evan got all excited and started snapping photos of Roto. While they were still admiring his so called "Hybrid T-Bha" (Hybrid as first suggested by Ura & Ricky as it was suspected to be a local and HK T-Bha offspring, sounds crossbreed to me ) Evan proposed his named FS Kilimanjero, which I suspect to be his 1st King, against Roto and Roto won easily

Killimanjaro (left) vs Roto (right)

still no big shit I taught to myself but I was slowly starting to get worried .. Jong had nursed Roto back to health it seems. .. so while they were still singing praises about Roto and discussing the hybrid theory and all that shit, I suggested a Roto vs Tamaro rematch so that I can size both FS up (smart of me eh?) . They concurred and ..

Tamaro(bottom) vs Roto(top)

I seethed .. this time at Ricky. He has a habit of catching super sized FS from nowhere and everywhere and he always put up a believable act into tricking us that his FS was smallest only to show us a Large ..I was hell bent on defeating him but with little results to show. Immediately I decided he was as evil as Randy.

Jong was grinning ear to ear.. before he even had time to open his mouth, I suggested Roto be kept and should fight with the champion of the local T-Bha later and so it's time for Evan's big 3 vs Krauser's Krew.. It started promisingly enough.. I took out my Quality Assessor, a reliable spar which I used to filter newly caught FS and it won the first match

Quality Assessor(left) vs Evan's FS03

My confidence picked up and out came Spongebob my biggest in my arsenal and won

Evan's FS02 (left) vs Spongebob (right)

The inevitable had come, they requested for a Stormrider vs Roto rematch. I inspected Stormrider, he looked fine, but while all of them were regaling tales of my past small win Big accomplishments, something deep inside told me it's not going to be the same. I tried to hatch a plan in my evil mind. A maid pulling groceries walked in front of us. I can't help noticing her glistening taut body in her fitting tight t-shirt and shorts and something stirred below but gah! I was snapped out of the trance by Jong (still grinning ear to ear) asking "How ready or not?" How? how? how? I toyed with the idea of pretending to faint due to the heat and falling onto the platform and Roto thereby injuring him in the process or feigning injury for Stormrider.. but alas.. I doubt neither will work. Trying hard not to look at the maid which had walked some distance away, I gingerly let Stormrider jump onto the platform and the match ended just as quickly as it started - Roto won

Roto(top) vs Stormrider(bottom)

Jong's grinned even more now up to his sideburns this time but before he got chance to say anything again. I exploited a loophole in the decision process and declared that since Roto was Hybrid, that fight is not counted. Hence I'm still the overall Local T-Bha champion! Hip Hip Hooray! Jong is now frowning and I can tell he wasn't happy, he challenged Bane.. but NOooooo... I feigned concern for Roto said "better rest Roto, wait fight too much turn chop how?" Phew he agreed but he was still not satisfied as can be seen when Evan caught a new big FS while walking back. He wanted Bane to be challenged and I had no choice but to accept, but this one local t-bha.. so not scared anymore.. Bane won

Evan newly caught (bottom) vs Bane (top)

And so you have it a hot midday nooner at Evan's with me still champion (Bane) yay! But still there's the bothersome hybrid/ crossbreed T-Bha to contend with.. but should be a small matter.. Randy still have not replied, Ricky isn't hunting as frequently as he changes underwear like back then and the people's champion Rudy, I heard is also busy picking durians, this December should be mine !!

So to all the durian pickers, I openly issue all of you a challenge to dethrone me Krauser

Dehydrated durians anyone?



This post has been edited by Krauser: Nov 30 2013, 01:18 PM

King Krauser will tell ya'll what happened that day! Hell! It's a conspiracy against King Krauser I tell ya!! First Jong decided to do a Justin Beiber and decided his beauty sleep was more important and was a no show. WTF! Bane was specially trained to dismember Roto and now this! Anyway this was what happened match by match..

Krauser's QA Manager(right) vs Evan's 7leg(left)

It's a f***in DRAW! notice Evan's 7leg also turned to run at the end of the match but it's a delayed reaction due to him having 7 legs that's all. So..

King Krauser: 1 vs Evan: 1

Krauser's Storm Rider(left) vs Evan's 7Leg(right)

In no mood for charity, so out came Stormrider bagging the first win for Krauser's Krew

King Krauser: 2 vs Evan: 1

Krauser's Storm Rider(top) vs Evan's Small Boy(bottom)

but of course.. Stormrider won..

King Krauser: 3 vs Evan: 1

Ura's Finn(right) vs Krauser's Paizuri(left)

erm.. Paizuri was a couple FS found with his BU covered in white spots on her abdomen.. hence his name .. turns out he's more interested in the FS porn industry. ZZzzz... So Ura finally decides to join in the fray and score is now:

King Krauser: 3 vs Evan: 1 vs Ura: 1

Ura's Finn(top) vs Evan's 50cent(bottom)

Out comes Evan's real first threat 50cent and it was ML same sized as Finn.. Felt that Finn could've done better..Boo hoo..

King Krauser: 3 vs Evan: 2 vs Ura: 1

So mine team was leading all the way up till this point when it became tricky.. We thought 50cents was Evan's strongest but he said he had one more bigger? WTF .. At this point we still had 3 FS in contention (Stormrider, Bane & Spongebob). Stormrider had fought twice, Spongebob was a useless ML we hoping to use to bully a smaller FS and Bane.. well Bane was specially trained to take out Roto and Roto only. No choice, 50cents looked strong so out came Bane

Krauser's Bane(top) vs Evan's 50cent(bottom)

Damnit! As expected Bane lost and all because of you Jong! Hell! King Krauser's still raging right now and this is what King Krauser has to tell you! If he sees that shitty grin on your face, he's gonna knock all your teeth so far back down your throat that you're gonna have to shove your toothbrush up your candy ass just to brush it! But you didn't just make King Krauser mad! You made Evan mad too! You see he can't take photos of Roto anymore. 'Click, click, click ka ching!'.. So I'll leave him to deal with you as you can see Kongor wiped ass and since King Krauser has more important matters to attend to with the Durian Pickers/ Fishmongers..

But King Krauser tells everyone this one thing and you better remember it! Should Bane be trained to fight 50cents or Gongor or whatever I'll fully guarantee with zero exceptions that Bane will come out tops. And Stormrider.. well he had technically defeated Roto before (if we use the logic that Tamaro defeated Roto only to be defeated immediately by Stormrider.. I'm sure Ricky will agree since it's his logic ). It's just that he ate too much crickets past week and wasn't feeling good tummy-wise past 2 fights. Not in tip top shape ok

Spongebob is a failure and will be fed to my Venus flytrap once I come back from my holidays.. and oh yeah.. to Randy. King Krauser still haven't forgotten.. coz when it's all said and done.. you'd be wishing that you'd never ever met King Krauser


Ooo.. Miss Universe re-run is on TV .. continue later..

This post has been edited by Krauser: Dec 6 2013, 11:43 PM

Wah seram ni ~ abang besar dah keluar.. wa ingat lu sudah mampus hanyut dlam sungei.. wei langau.. betul punya pailang Nampak.. Tengok wa punya lutut, tarak goyang kan? Lu kasi gua mati dulu la - baru gua diam

haiiiyaa itu kecik punya budak suka suka mari masuk campur arr.. ini budak post takda standard bukan.. dia punya orang arr suka makan sambil berak~ lu jangan kisah pasal dia la .. lu punya fight sama wa.. lu lebih baik jaga nyawa lu dulu hor..

Lu ingat lu punya banyak besar arr Randy aaarrr Taiko Taiiii ~~~ .. ini malam kita fight! Wa inject bagi besar besar punya kasi fight sama lu.!


Sori lengcai, lu punya ending macam tarak cantik, ma..

Skarang tak kira lu Abang Long ka, lu Ayahanda ka, ini Simei skarang gua pegang! Kalau wa menang wa pancung lu punya besar!!

This post has been edited by Krauser: Dec 10 2013, 04:05 PM

I'm not done with you Randy! 4 vs 4 my foot!!! more like 6 vs 4 la kanasai! Never pass maths arh! .okok.. have to cool down wait some seow lang angry with me how? BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER if people aren't happy with ex King Krauser! (yes yes.. but instead of dropping 'King' title, put 'ex' in front cannot meh? nabeiii~) ex King Krauser don't give a damn whether what he post today will piss anyone off! If no one offended, it confirm this Pussycat Doll forum, but if someone offended lagi best!!

Soo.. today ex King Krauser went to Bedok ~okok, on 2nd toughts 'ex King Krauser' seebeh mafan to typeout.. kaninaa ~ will just stick to Krauser la.. all Randy's fault..

Where was Krauser.. oh ya. so Krauser went Bedok to find his lau chio doctor who look like the Thai PM Yingluck Shinawhathar? watever.. incase got people living inside cave dunnoe who she is (Krauser know for sure got wan . stare like seow at ownself spider before fight ~ sexy chiobu in miniskirt pass by oso never notice) ~ she look like this..



Wooooooowowooo!! she look so business woman like those OL I like! She can punish me anytime! Yingluck, sorry I forgot to protest for your Thai party! Scold me! Tie me up! Spank my backside! Oh yea! You see how her dressing is f***ing very style rite? Even though her Nehnehpok not big, I think we can forgive her rite! She even wear the office shirt with one button on top unbutton, lanccheoww tease or not!!

Anyway Krauser had to go doctor coz since that night fight with Randy, Krauser's kukujiao pain so cannot walk properly.. nononoo.. nothing to do with Randy.. And that's why Krauser damn dulan with him. See.. after fight already and Krauser loose, just use the parang kill Krauser la.. instead he offer handshake and say "Let's lim kopi.. on me". Waaa.. make Krauser damn dulan sia.. see Krauser no up as if Krauser not yet at his level like that, somemore offer to pay as if Krauser cannot afford like that. ~actually Krauser purposely forgot to bring his wallet that night scare Ah Seng come.. you see ..Krauser owe Ah Seng $3.85 for crickets and gridpaper that time Ah Seng help buy and take care of Krauser champion spider BoomBoomPow when Krauser had urge to fly to Bangkok to BoomBoomChickz heh heh heh.

ALso got another bro here like to do that to Krauser wan nabeeiii.. Ken25.. everytime makan/ drink he say it's on him .. lagi best sometimes he secretly pay up first.. lancheeowww lah this type make Krauser loose face..kaaninaaa.. all these spider kaki all pretend friendly only.. now Krauser know why..

Anyway Krauser damn pain.. think it's because of substance abuse that night .. instead of inject spider, Krauser inject ownself ~ fuuuuuu seebeh songs arh ..



but dunnoe leh.. why so many times do also still remain swollen and now pain like seow.. so need to visit my Dr. Yingluck.. everytime after visit her clinic Krauser come out happy like a bird. But cheeebyee. that day at her clinic slowly open door wan play peekaboo with her skali wah piang eh!! got the shock of my life!



PUI! By the ugliness of his lancheeow face alone the swelling below ownself gone. Strangely Krauser also sudenly remember that he haven't paid the road tax for his baobei SUV. Turns out that Dr Yingluck is on leave.. so being the cheapskate that he is, Krauser slammed the door and ran out as fast as he can refusing to pay the consultation fees.. Heng arhh. the mak cik at the counter blur kodok cannot unlock her counter door and gave up chase..

Okok.. so short story long it started to rain cats & dogs and Krauser went to Prata Wala at newly opened Bedok Mall for lunch.. should be safest place right now in Singapore mah after the riot on Sunday.. tio boh? Quickly chop seat with nice outside view and proceeded with his favourite past-time (ogling at OL).. Raining! best! they sure wet wet.. heh heh.. but kanasai! so disapointed.. the ones spotted were either young not fully developed like subadults like dat but others lagi worse ~ fat f*** like Ura's spiders(grid size cannot lose mah). So this got Krauser moody and think back on Tuesday night RAW ..the night he lost to Randy. Krauser think very hard and suddenly remember seeing this when Krauser recce the spot before they come..



Dunnoe what pink color Hello Kitty juice they use inside but Fwah! sibeh long and thick ley! Krauser think if Krauser give this to Dr Yingluck for Christmas present once she back, she sure scream with ecstasy!

So they have been playing cheat as Krauser expected.. Krauser fumed and plotted revenge.. December is not over yet.. still got time to dismember Randy.. heh heh. BLING! BLINK!! Light bulb popped in Krauser genius brain. Yes.. yes.. Krauser will catch big fish this weekend and fight it with Randy fish! Swee arh! Brilliant idea! but need to cheat.. how?? Hhhmm.. Out of corner of Krauser eye saw this strange Santa lady doing dunnoe what f*** magic trick show..



WOW! Is that big syringe Krauser see? How it going to fit her mouth? Krauser tought. Can blow big magic bubble to trap fish somemore!.. Straight away Krauser approached her with offer to buy.. but KNNBCCB!!.. she say it's her personal private spot. opps I mean toy.. Krauser up offer she still refuse.. Lum pa pa lan..

FUYOH!! got swee char boh walk by.. Krauser think look like those make up saleswoman in peekaboo lab coat walking past.. heh heh.. Krauser think he go play peekaboo and help make up her face using Krauser ownself special ingredient heh heh.. continue later..

This post has been edited by Krauser: Dec 12 2013, 09:19 PM

Wrong.. go figure using Ricky's Law of The Unstoppable Celebrity.. no wait since Krauser doubt the mass of your grey matter is bigger than any of Jong's FS, let Krauser work out the champion for you:

Spongebob -> Cat Mountain King -> Grongor = Spongebob!!!
Jong, how dare you even suggest!??@ Do you take the great Krauser as your messenger boy! Krauser's patience with you is running thin what with your beauty regiment! Not satisfed with your beauty sleep, you had to eat Roto's pedipalps didn't you! Krauser bet some sinseh told to eat Roto's pedipalps to increase your manhood size! Why don't you take out all your FS, say your goodbyes to them and shove em up your CANDY ASS!!! How's that for a beauty regiment!

Ok ok.. need to cool down.. ah ywes..yes.. eversince Krauser's lost to Randy, Krauser had to lug Randy's fishing gear into the jungle to perform crazy fishing on smelly and slimy freshwater fish as forfeit..Yuck! As revenge and unbeknownst to him, Krauser had secretly kop one of Randy's gear for himself.. heh heh..sibeh swee rite?


So today, Krauser went Bedok Reservoir to fish with this gear.. sadly no fish but a couple of chio female joggers stroke a converstion with Krauser..How Krauser wished they had stroke something else of Krauser's heh heh.. Krauser started to wonder.. issit because of Krauser's ultra sexy butt enhancing levi's 512 or issit Randy's rod.. Hhmmm..
Psst.. hey Mojo Jojo.. Krauser know you superbad ass monkey from that PowderPuff girls show, and Krauser don't like to mess around with badass monkeys so Krauser is offering his spider catching service to you! Why don't you buy Krauser's spiders! Krauser's spiders are similarly rated like Cat Mountain King, except that instead of basing it on Geylang's durian's, it's based on something else also found in Geylang! heh heh. Krauser have the following from cheapest to the bestest(confirm knees jelly! no horse run!)

1. Cat 50 - cheapest and goodest for beginners. e.g - most of Jong's spiders
2. Cat 80 - bigger nenehpoks, opps I meant pedipalps. like Roto like that but depend on mood, sometime wan to f***, sometime just run away & hide, worse - you might discover fake ones (can tell coz damn hard to the touch) might drop off..
3. Cat 100 - you get a slightly longer f***.. opss I mean fight. e.g - Ricky, Rudy, Randy and most of Krauser's spiders go see Randy's last post ~ most fights quite long wan.
4. Cat 150 - these are the ultimate value for money boSS! specially imported from PRC! unlike the Hong Kong that Ura import (which are more like cat 80 if you ask me), these will guarentee you 2 shots per f***.. err fight! no exceptions! e.g - Focker, Bane

Raksasa right vs Focker left

Bane top vs 50cent bottom

If you interested we can discuss discreetly offline.. heh heh.. Krauser's Corp would like to ensure our customers confidientlity to the maximus.. but quick leh.. Krauser need cash to buy off Randy's rod before he send Ah Seng down..

This post has been edited by Krauser: Dec 23 2013, 11:08 PM