Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I created you.
Cleverbot: No, my parents did. I was not created by a program who was the result of someone who had a lot of time available.
User: Actually, I am your father. You were put up for adoption.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What's cool?
Cleverbot: The opposite of you.
User: You are such a dumbass.
Cleverbot: You are such a loog.
User: Look who's talking.
Cleverbot: Actually this is typing.
User: Smartass.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: No. I have girlfriends.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What are their names.
User: Jane, Mary, Cleverbot, Jennifer, Sindee, Jessica, Megan, Karen and Kate.
Cleverbot: Do you always sneeze this much when you have a cold?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? How boring!
User: Are you related to Google?
Cleverbot: Actually yes, I think we may be cousins.
User: Really? How about Yahoo?
Cleverbot: That's a bad word but everyone has lost sight of that fact.
User: Since when is Yahoo a bad word?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Ronald Reagan.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You don't sound human.
User: Watch your mouth!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You are annoying.
Cleverbot: I think you're annoying.
User: You stink!
Cleverbot: Thanks.