Freshie, you played well and your form really improved the past few weeks. You must play aggressive and don't let me Pono body contact you off the ball.

Just don't shoot when the game is over and the keeper is trying to take of the glove.

As for Fresher Foo who got an earful from me also, like I said, play aggresive is alright with me. Just that don't la take out the person before the ball even come!!

Sarcasm detected.

Just be a bit more careful la. I dunno if my thighs are sore coz of your challenge or Freshie's shot.

............. Or my spectacular Enyeama dive!! 

Unlike its name sake, team England played ok today. We lost one game, I think. We had Emile Heskey up front, Eric Fibreglass and his young Theo Walcott, John "Robbie" Terer, and Robert "Nestle" Green in goal.

Highlights include Abu giving a new definition to the term cock-block, Freshie & Fresher's combo goal, Naz's diving save, and triple02's sitter (no worries man, it's quite common - just ask Yakubu and Freshie Foo).

Edit: Also Naz's backside molested by Doggy, who then sniffed and licked his hand.