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SUSSwooshY	Aug 15 2010, 11:08 PM Return to original view \| Post #1
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	Hey hey hey!! SwooshY's joining the party tonight after reading up 24 pages! At least the horny buayas can't reach till the end of the pages.. What I gathered from TS: 1. She's the 'love consultant' to her buddies, advising her girl buddies don't rush to relationships.. 2. Still kinda afraid to step into the pool of water. But going to open up to spanker, afterall he's da man (uncle) here and she's pulled in a little, salute to spanker for being da man 3. Watched plenty of canto shows (tvb); kinda obvious.. 4. Everyone.. She's 170cm tall. She repeated many times already 5. Her mind is 'fixed' to respond to certain kind of man (has preference guy). But she's keeping her pants tightly from all LYN crocodiles.. Below quotes: Hi guys! QUOTE(sixfulter @ Apr 7 2010, 01:54 PM) no, it is not cruel...why... men are customs to pay for all dates, so nothing wrong in choosing prettier gals to go out with ,rite... gals on the contrary only expects to go out with someone who meets her requirements, wateva is tat....and is the end of the receiving part....... and i heard and seen many flame in this forum saying that a few gals said tat they pay on dates..but i haven never seen any in real life.. Real life example. .i was asking my colleague (gal) wan go catch a movie after work ....as fends....and she expects me to pay for her...talking about gals... Pay through your nose and be the doormat please QUOTE(chiahau @ Apr 7 2010, 01:55 PM) Gosh, still so many buaya here? XD Indeed! How many buaya will be fapping tonight after getting cutebabe1988's fb? QUOTE(sixfulter @ Apr 7 2010, 01:56 PM) then u expecting a lot of siham here.... most gals dun even chck their 1000+ new inbox mail....u expecting to login to a forum to debtate... More birds than siham for sure. Anyone bother to make a count of sihams and birds inside this thread up to page 24? QUOTE(Evangelistica @ Apr 7 2010, 02:15 PM) What is siham? Im Malay enlighten me please.. 1Malaysia! Tiram, Oyster! But human siham is referring to the specific organs below the waistline A'salamualaikum Evangelistica! QUOTE(Tak3shi @ Apr 12 2010, 03:43 PM) For guys get a dream or ambition and work towards it. That will curb all your emoness. If u are confident about life and have achieved what you want you will not have problems finding a spouse. For girls the same will distract you from your emo guy issues but somehow successful women intimidate rather than attract men. =P Not me though hehe. Added on April 12, 2010, 3:51 pmSpecially for ts Husband Store » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! QUOTE(Tak3shi @ Apr 12 2010, 04:00 PM) The Wife Store » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « A new Wife Store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited. Cool story bro! I mean in a good way cool! Love it. Creative writer; nice of you to post it out, thanks! For your efforts, I give you TS, speaking of horoscope, give chance to those guys in tiger year. Tiger-dragon couples are common and highly recommended, dynamic and a good match! This post has been edited by SwooshY: Aug 15 2010, 11:11 PM
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SUSSwooshY	Aug 16 2010, 12:07 PM Return to original view \| Post #2
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	QUOTE(lazyserv @ Aug 16 2010, 11:47 AM) TS! pm me best price btw ugpm Pm me your facebook or whatever! I'm a super horny guy crocodile who wants to see your face.. Like other desperado, after looking at pictures then will start fapping every minute of my life with wide eyes (Lols.. I'm trying to explain of pm requesting in LYN )
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SUSSwooshY	Aug 16 2010, 10:59 PM Return to original view \| Post #3
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	QUOTE(lazyserv @ Aug 16 2010, 05:48 PM) i didnt bump i just reply lol.. btw this is just standard 1 kid pm.. mine is form 1 standard pm Exaggerated some crocodiles replies in previous pages. Ala, form 1 all hair belum full grown yet la, voice still girl-like TS enjoying her one night stands from early-bird crocodiles, she's gone from this thread already.
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SUSSwooshY	Aug 17 2010, 02:47 PM Return to original view \| Post #4
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	QUOTE(sixfulter @ Aug 17 2010, 12:45 PM) yea..go sleep around ...when u find out all the bad guys...u know which one is mr right Lol. Learn it from the hard way, erh?
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SUSSwooshY	Aug 18 2010, 04:22 PM Return to original view \| Post #5
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	QUOTE(sixfulter @ Aug 18 2010, 02:48 PM) that what whores do... it up to her....mostly gal dunno how to appreciate good guys....till they know more bad guys Added on August 18, 2010, 2:48 pm and? Added on August 18, 2010, 2:51 pmactually TS comments remind me of something ...my fend(gal) from batu pahat put the same comments.........most of her fends married....but all unhappy....husband(22 year old) too immature...playing dota...not working ..etc... all looking for divorce mostly gal dunno how to appreciate good guys Very true! That's a lucky husband, dota earn money to eat
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SUSSwooshY	Aug 19 2010, 03:32 AM Return to original view \| Post #6
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	QUOTE(ah_suknat @ Aug 19 2010, 03:23 AM) I am freaking 27 and I NEVER HAD A GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 phail.. welcome to cc from a /k/ reader and cc-resident. saw you got celebrated there
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SUSSwooshY	Aug 23 2010, 08:59 PM Return to original view \| Post #7
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	Okay consider this thread is dead. She, TS, is currently busy screwing with more guys to overcome her loneliness and you sharks or crocodiles are too late. Sorry!
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SUSSwooshY	Sep 12 2010, 10:50 PM Return to original view \| Post #8
New Member Junior Member 7 posts Joined: Jun 2010	QUOTE(Sara Knox @ Sep 5 2010, 07:09 PM) You are 22 and worried that you have not met your Mr. Right. And you are jealous of your friends whom are the same age as you and getting married. WHERE ARE YOU FROM!? 2nd time I saw Sara Knox nickname necroing.. Don't worry you just got 50% level 99 necromancer.. 50% more to go.. QUOTE(singdreams @ Sep 6 2010, 12:29 AM) One Night Stand is the best Why suddenly all people pouring out that they are 2x something, i'm single too and so and so..? Love classified to the love sick and good luck in
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