salam.
heard this thread from a friend of mine.

B. Ed. TESL (Sem 7) & one of Kesatria Negara's commander reporting in

Assalamualaikum.

Saya salah seorang daripada komander Kesatria (Main Camp).

Tujuan kami kawad pagi petang siang malam ni sebab kami ada event Disember ini, iaitu Jambori Tahunan Komander Kesatria. Ianya akan disertai oleh seluruh komander cawangan dan komander alumni UiTM Malaysia.

Antara disiplin yang kami pertandingkan adalah kawad kaki (senyap, statik, etc), kecergasan (jalan lasak, rempuh halangan, etc), public speaking, dan juga persembahan kebudayaan. Kami juga diberi mandat untuk mewakili setiap kampus utama/cawangan demi memartabatkan pasukan unit beruniform UiTM yg serba boleh.

Kami tak la setaraf ROTU, JPA3, PBSM ataupun SUKSIS, tapi kami mempunyai serba sedikit pengetahuan tentang keempat-empat aspek unit beruniform di UiTM.

Pasal ganggu ketenteraman awam, saya selaku wakil dari semua komander Kesatria yang dok menjerit2 kat muka korang masa HBU 111, ingin meminta maaf sekiranya latihan kami itu membuat zahir dan batin anda terseksa. Tetapi, itu sahajalah tempat yg diberi untuk kami berlatih menguatkan stamina, fizikal dan mental. Pakai baju kurung dan berkawad tu kami "lenggang pegawai" je. Takde la pacak tumit lenggang paras (kecuali CC I kami nak uji mental). Gila apa nak kawad full stroke dalam baju kurung. Boleh pengsan.

Dan pasal kami "lain koje x de". Baru2 ni kami baru saja selesai misi kemanusiaan di Cambodia (seminggu lalu) dan Padang (2 minggu lalu) di bawah anjuran MASKUM dengan kerjasama IPTA lain di seluruh Malaysia. Itu bukan kerja? Lama woo buat perancangan.


Oh yea. Pasal kat Puncak Alam, kami tengah ada LIBK (Latihan Intensif Bakal Komander) untuk intake ke-45. So, yang baru2 nak jadi komander tu tengah dilatih sebaik (dan sekeras) mungkin untuk melahirkan komander yang berhati kental. Kena faham cara kerja kami menyerupai Military Administration. Maka segalanya akan dilakukan tanpa kompromi.

Harap anda bersabar. LIBK dah nak abis dah. Pasni senyap la kampus tercinta anda itu. Ok?


Sekian, harap maklum.



p/s : sorry. tl;dr.

Everything is serious on the Net. Its viral, don't you think? That's why a good, complete and practical (theoretically) explanation is needed in order for someone out of our clique to understand. Everything happens in this world have its purposes, right?

Masa saya BK (Bakal Komander, bukan Burger King) mmg tido x cukup. Start training pukul 5am, habis training pukul 1-2am. Nak iron/basuh baju/kiwi kasut/sharp kan berret. Kulit terbakar tu benda biasa. Kalau x, nanti kerja kalau kena buat field work xde la terkedek2 nak pakai lotion la, payung la, itu la ini la.

So, kalau kena kejut pagi2 orang kawad dalam pukul 5am tu, boleh la baca buku sebelum tunggu Subuh, kan?

Oh, you guys wondering eh? I believe my explanation already adequate enough to meet ur question specification.

btw. Buat apa nak kesiankan dierang? Dierang dah sign "Surat Mati", so why bother?

in short, any injuries (include death) universiti, unit kesatria, dan fakulti x bertanggungjawab sepanjang latihan.

Eh. Harsh ke saya cakap camtu? Lor, siapa pula take it too seriously? Haha~

Well, 1stly your questioned about us doing our routine until u allegedly said "mengganggu ketenteraman", so might as well we explain what we are doing that really "mengganggu ketenteraman". Nothing more.

And 2ndly, what I said about "buat apa nak kesiankan dierang", meaning I'm giving my sarcastic remark on people yg bising2 cakap "mengganggu ketenteraman" or "takde koje nak buat" etc, but yet have this sympathy. Well, turns out it backfired. No biggie.

And for you to have that manner saying I'm taking things too seriously, just get the fact that UiTM is a university-with-its-own-agenda and other races except for Malays and Bumis really hate our university (our means u too, me also). If you don't like the system, even it's uniform body, it's Pak/Mak Guard (semua ada problem ngan Pak/Mak Guard UiTM. Tipu la siapa yang xde), then I urge you to leave. Simple as that. That's the fact, not a lalaland story. Banyak lagi rakyat Malaysia yang berduyun-duyun nak masuk UiTM. Even the non-bumis too.

About get a life, well, I'm having mine now. What are you doing in the campus? AFAIK, its semester break. Unless ada extra things to do (Puncak Alam. Ada apa kat sana? Jauh kot. )

Trained to be heartless? Adoi. Nevermind lah. Thats your own opinion. I believe that training is just pure mental and physical resistance. We are trained to be able to resist all kinds of thing, but not death. Janji solat 5 waktu jaga. So far, takde yang mati dalam training Kesatria Negara. Pengsan-pengsan dehydrated adalah.

End note - I'm not being serious while typing this. This is one of the downside of textual conversation. Emotion : Zero. So, kalau terasa cara I type tu tetiba dia berbunyi "serious", mintak maaf la, OK awek Saslan?

Ok. Fair enough. Your case macam the ACCA's students. That's why you're in UiTM time orang lain on sem break. On second thought, your kata "mengganggu ketenteraman" during most of the UiTM students back home. Ini minority. So, bear with it please.

Now you're talking about maturity. Ok, cool it down a little. Now you allegedly saying I "has a mentality and thinking like a small little kid and blow up easily just because of that statement. " ? Alright. How about this;

1) you complained about the noise
2) I answer with given facts, not some crap.
3) you said i butthurt
4) in which i'm not. because i was just simply state what they are doing.
5) ????

I pun takde la nak bising-bising ke apa. Bila pulak I nak bising-bising? I'm just answering your blissful statement about "ganggu ketenteraman awam duk kiri kanan kiri kanan, kengkdg pkai bj kurung pun duk kawad" Itu sahaja. Tiada butthurt. OK?

Please la. Try to differentiate between an answer, and a retaliation. I didn't blow up. I just answering with a concrete reasoning and facts.


Oh! Ini mesti my statement kata "ada orang tak puas hati ngan unit aku. how?" Did I mention "how" or "macam mana?" My bad, if you think thats a major blowback to you.


I don't really hold any grudges with anyone, but please, as a undergraduate/postgrad/etc, tak kira la programme calander lain or whatnot, maybe you would like to practice some compassion ad politeness. I'm not saying you all alone, but I'm addressing to myself, and others too.


Panjang umur. Tu boifren ko dah masuk. Saslan. Bila mau badminton? Sabtu mari!

I'm being general on my remarks about "minority" for heaven sake. Takkan itu pun nak butthurt? And are you sure about you statistic saying majority of the students in Puncak Alam is having their study calendar in progress as we speak? Mind edifying me? Sorry la. I'm not from Main Camp (altho' I observe my instruction from the Unit in Main Camp), but from INTEC, and I know most of the non- F.Edu or F.Music (ADP, Russian Exchange Programme, French Matriculation, etc. - all this were observed by JPA and UiTM) is having their semester break. Again, I'm sorry.

Thats why I said. In my text, I believe my respond was unlikely to be that serious, but now you have mentioned it, it might make other people butthurt from what I've typed. So what do you want me to do now? May I just use a simple solution? Like, "Sorry."? Thats two of 'em already.

Hearing a lot of stories? Mind edifying me on this, too? Sebab too general la.

Well, sometimes we need to trigger something in order to get something. And this is what I want atm (at the moment).


-Barbaric Mode-
Ok la melayu. Nak kata aku butthurt, kata la apa-apa. Aku x susahkan ko, ko x susahkan aku. So, ko enjoi la kawad statik bebudak kesatria tu sampai ko pekak. ok?
-End of Barbaric Mode-

If you think you want to win this, surely you have proven the point of "Internet is serious business". Ok la. You menang. I kalah. I butthurt. I sakit hati orang mempermainkan unit I. Siapa la I ni. Komander Kesatria yang berlagak hebat, kan? Takpe lah. You win, Malay.



Oh lupa. Aku pun Melayu. Lol.

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Added on December 2, 2010, 9:02 pmdia petik unit aku, aku petik balik nama dia. baru adil, kan?

off topic : Sabtu mari. Szahir, aku, hamdan, sidi dan rerakan. Ahad pun ada. Tempat biasa.

This post has been edited by Kazuhito: Dec 2 2010, 09:02 PM

Biasalah sakit-sakit tu. No pain no gain. Nanti jadi melayu lembik, kena pijak ngan cina india. Pastu bising-bising.


Konsen saya - Masa medical check up jangan nak tipu. Bagitau betul2.

suka eh? tunggu je la korang kerja kat private firm ke hape. ikut suka hati dierang nak isap darah korang macam sial nnt. lagi2 baru masuk kerja (fresh grads).
bila bising nnt, HR cakap "You tak suka? You keluar la. Spare me the pity. Kami bayar, kamu buat kerja." Simple as that.
dah masuk dah. baru tahu gaduh ngan budak kecik. baru foundation lak tu.. menyesal. ingatkan dah besar dah. belum tahu erti kehidupan lagi.
nak ke kena sound? kang kurang lak pahala aku jumaat ni...
tiada butthurt ok apa pergi buat aktiviti fizikal subuh2.. baru sihat...kalau men dota (1 game dkt nak 1 jam lebih) + junk food/isap rokok + mencarut marut sebab ada feeder + mencarut sebab net connection cam taik, xjadi gak...kan?