WHO IS FRESHIE FOO?

Freshie Foo returned to form last night and stole the headlines yet again, despite another disastrous performance in front of goal. It matters not whether any ducks were broken, because Freshie Foo is now the most famous member of the LYN Futsal Team.

This was proven when newcomer, STSH90 asked the epic question, "Who is Freshie Foo?". It is said that Freshie Foo's fame has now surpassed that of has-been LYN celebrity, Mike Tee.

As the DYMM Seri Paduka Baginda Yang di-Pertuan Agong Boss Sportsplanet wanted to have a game on the international court, the LYN gang were forced to move back to the normal court 4.

This proved to be the downfall of the star studded Team Sayur, consisting of doggyjames, Abu, Zidane, Zan81, Jon Drogba and Pono. After having won 4/4 games on the international court, they failed to replicate this form on the normal court.

It is alleged that the nosedive in form was due to the funny ball. However, upon switching to the serious ball, Team Sayur was still… sayur.

Top scorer of the night was Indera Shaiful, with his trademark yellow boots and super power shots. Statistics now show that Shaiful's goal to shot ratio has now improved, from 1:10 to 1:9.

Meanwhile, on "Freshie Foo Watch", as mentioned earlier, another TELUR performance with regards to goals. It is confirmed that Freshie Foo's ducks will be intact for the forseeable future. At this rate, we expect Freshie Foo to be inducted as an honorary member of C.R.A.P (Conservation for Respect And love of Poultry.

As for "Abu Watch" - No Jojo. 2 goals. 2 sitters. Not too bad.
In other news, doggyjames scored a hattrick in the last game which nobody cares about.