Why don't we give nominations:

Rudest:johnkor
Most Polite: rapeace
Tallest:rapeace
Shortest:johnkor
Youngest:rapeace
Oldest:johnkor
Most Helpful:rapeace
Most Crappy:johnkor
Best English:rapeace
Worst England:johnkor
Most Macho:rapeace
Most Feminine:johnkor
Most Informative:rapeace
Most Misleading:johnkor
etc. etc.

I'll vote happy4ever both for Best English and Worst England category.
Probably vkeong for Oldest. [Refer post #54]
joe_mamak vs Kampung2005 for Most Informative.

Can't think of anymore.