Why don't we give nominations:

Rudest:
Most Polite:
Tallest:
Shortest: johnkok 
Youngest:
Oldest:
Most Helpful: ah wang 
Most Crappy:
Best English:
Worst England:
Most Macho:
Most Feminine: maymay 
Most Informative:
Most Misleading:
etc. etc.

I'll vote happy4ever both for Best English and Worst England category.
Probably vkeong for Oldest.
joe_mamak vs Kampung2005 for Most Informative.

Can't think of anymore.